"I knew I'd find you here. Come out and get lunch. Every time we take a break, you're glued to your iPad."
"Have to catch up on my stories."
"Your stories? You're like an old lady and her soaps."
"Fascinating. Like a car crash. I don't want to look but I have to look."
"Let me see."
"No. They're creepy, some of them."
"Oh this is good, 'I adore you and seek nothing more than to revel in the softness of your tender breasts all the days of my life.'"
"See what I mean?"
"Hell, yeah. Even a master thespian such as yourself couldn't pull off lines like that."
"Why? I pulled off the plane scene. Didn't I?"
"Come on. The scenery had your tooth marks all over it. And that plane was a rental."
"Ha-ha. Easy for you to say. All you had to do was look embarrassed."
"Well it wasn't hard."
"Are you ever going to stop torturing me about this? I didn't write it."
"I wuv her. Take care of her."