A/N This is my first posted fanfic so please NO flames. This is a challenge story for Moka Mcdowell, read her story! This story will have Yuri, Futa, and explicit scenes of lemony goodness and violence (not at the same time ;P) so no like, no read, no report. On to the story.
"Speaking" 'Thinking' Jutsu
It was the last day of the academy, also the most important, and even the #1 knucklehead of Konoha was silently waiting. That is, of course, until two rivals came busting through the door into the room. "Face it ino-pig,
I won!" Screamed the pink haired Haruno Sakura. "Not a chance Billboard brow! I beat YOU!" the bleach blonde ino screamed back with her usual response. Their argument was cut short by their sensei's, Mizuki and Iruka, entrance into the room."Sit down you two, be calm for one day" Iruka said with a slight tick mark. "Hai Sensei" Both girls said, Sakura rushing to sit next to her 'Sasuke-Kun' 'HA take that ino-pig, i beat you to Sasuke-kun!' Sakura and Inner Sakura inwardly yelled at the same time.
"Alright class, as you all know, today is the day of the Genin Exam. there are three parts to this exam, The first part of the exam is the written portion, which you will use your knowledge of Ninja techniques and Konoha history to answer 10 questions and you will wait for the rest of the class to finish. SAKURA! pay attenion to my instructions and not Sasuke!.", Iruka paused to take a breath after his yelling, during which sakura flushed a deep red and looked down at her desk, "Then comes the next part, Taijutsu, which we will discuss upon completion of the written exam. Then comes the final part, Ninjutsu, during which you will use whatever Ninjutsu we instruct you to preform." While this was being said Mizuki was going around, passing out tests face down on the desks. "Alright class, you may begin."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX 5 minutes later
'Hmm Question 10, "the first Hokage was; A, Hashirama Senju, B, Hiruzen Sarutobi, C, Tobirama Senju, or D, Minato Namikaze". Pitiful questions, the answer is obviously C.' Sakura thought cockily as she looked around to see half the class, including Naruto, much to Sakura's suprise, Shikamaru, and Sasuke having very little trouble, and the other half, including Kiba and some other generic nameless students (they're never named i the anime!), having a fair deal of trouble. "Iruka-sensei, I'm finished!" Sakura called/yelled while looking pleased and jumping from her seat. 'I kick ass!' Inner sakura Mused while fist pumping. "Good job Sakura, but if you'd listened instead of admiring Sasuke's face, you would have heard my instructions to wait for everyone else." Saukra plopped down, face with a blush that would make Hinata jealous, and just waited.
XXXXXXXXXXXX 20 minutes later
With the written test done and picked up, Iruka led the class out to the training grounds to test their fighting abilities while mizuki graded the papers. "Okay in this test you will be tested on your Ability to think quickly in battle, your skill with thrown weaponry in a fight, and your pure fighting talent. Sakura and Hinata, you two start us off." Iruka stated, finishing with a gesture towards a 10'X20' wooden platform. "The battle lasts until either i finish it and declare a winner, or 6 minutes is up. Begin!" Iruka explained when two pair got into their stances on the platform.
Needing no extra inspiration Sakura and Hinata rushed each other, each noting their enemies body motions for any possible weaknesses, 'She's a Hyuuga and will most likely be partial to close combat. If i can get behind her or around her Jyuuken I'll be fine.'' Sakua mused while barely dodging punches and blocking shuriken from Hinata. Seeing an opening in Hinata's guard when she overextended for a punch that was dodged, she grabbed hold of Hinata's wrist, and pulled her into a punch aimed at her face. Hinata, seeing this coming ducked a little and spun around with a punch aimed at Sakura's kidneys.
Having been hit, just above where the punch was aimed, Saukra wen't with the punches momentum and rolled into a standing point. Reaching into her tool pouch, Sakura took aim with some shuriken and threw them. Hinata barely had time to react, but managed to block three of them with a kunai before the fourth embedded itself into her leg. sakura, seeing her opening, rushed to finish the fight before the time limit was up. Just as she reached Hinata though she took a rapid succesion of blows to the ribcage and face. Iruka, seeing this, called out "Stop. Thats enough Hinata." jogging over to check on Hinata's leg wound and Sakura's everything he declared the battle a loss for Sakura. After getting the pair bandaged up and off of the platform he called up the next pair.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 30 Minutes Later
After the rest of the fights, with Sasuke beating Choji, Naruto beating a generic classmate, Shino and Kiba tying, and Ino beating the ever lazy Shikamaru, the students were ushered back into the classroom to take the Ninjutsu test. "We want you to preform the Bunshin technique and, using it, preform three exact copies of yourself." Iruka had explained to the class as they walked back to the room. "First up is Shikamaru". The Nara walked to the center of the room, preformed the hand signs and called a bored "Bunshin no Jutsu". The smoke cleared to show 3 shadowless copies with the same bored expression. "good job, you may return to your seat. Next up is Sakura. "I'll do my best." she said, calmly walking to where Shikamaru was moments ago. "Bunshin No Jutsu" She called loudly while preforming the hand signs. As expected there were 3 more Sakuras, all beaming back at Sasuke. "Great 4 Sakuras just what we need." Came Ino's sarcastic voice, accompanied by an eye roll. "Just what we need, 4 Sakuras!" Came the reply from Naruto, who had Hearts in his eyes. Sakura just ignored them both, dispelled the jutsu and walked back to her seat.
XXXXXX 8 minutes later
"Okay, last headband, Sakura you passed congratulations." As he passed her her Hitai-ate he called to the class, "Okay everyone, be here tomorrow at 7 0'clock for team placements. Dismissed." Sakura was just about out of the classroom when she heard a loud "WAIT Iruka-sensei, what about me!?" from Naruto. "I'm sorry Naruto, but you failed again, you'll just have to take it next year." Iruka stated, looking rather disappointed at the information. "Don't worry Naruto, you'll Pass next time, I'm sure of it", Sakura called behind her as she walked out of the door 'Somethings not right, the way he was answering those questions on the test and fighting his opponent, he should've passed no matter what his score in the final test."Sakura thought calmly, 'I've seen the way he studies at home, judging by the way he was buried in books and scrolls most times I've walked by his house, so he couldn't have failed the written test'. "Okay that's it, I'm gonna confront Mizuki-sensei about this later." She said quietly with a determined look in her eyes while her inner self was ranting on and on about "That bastard better have a good answer or imma knock his block off!"
A/N Whew i did that story in two hours. I used a joke from Naruto Abridged i there, but modified it. If you spot it ill reward with a virtual hug.. Anyway no Sakura will not be getting together with Sasuke or Naruto in this story, nor will she get romantic with anyone until after the wave arc. Blackaxe53, Out.