How to piss of Itachi, a naruto fanfic

How to piss off Itachi

Say he's a non-cooler version of Sasuke

When he's hiding to capture Naruto yell "ITACHI HIDING IN THAT TREE OVER THERE" and see him run as fast as he can

Ask if those eyes of his are contacts

Hold two fingers up and say "How many fingers am I holding up?"

When he says "Two", say "Well your aren't blind after all" and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Tell Kisame that Itachi's gay and when Itachi comes near him, laugh your head seeing Kisame run from Itachi

Tell Itachi's fangirls or boys his location

Steal Hidan's Scythe(better yet Pain's piercing)

Put it in Itachi's room and tell Hidan(or Pain) its there

Laugh manically at Itachi getting his ass kicked by Hidan(or Pain)