Selphie's Prayer
Our Sugar which art in chocolate,
Hallowed be thy hyperactivity.
Thy trains come.
Thy will be done in eating,
as it is in drinking.
Give us this day our daily sweets.
And forgive us our savoury snacks,
as we forgive those who eat sandwiches.
And lead us not into sausage rolls,
but deliver us from crisps:
For thine is the belgium,
and the milk, and the marbled, for ever.
Amen.