Zim's Demise (not really)

By: BanzaiLizard (check out my other stories)



"Grr we will now take over the world!" said Zim.

" OOOOO what's that?" asked Grr.

" It's a potato," answered Zim as he went into his secret base that's not so secret.

All the sudden Dib walked up.

" ZIM I WILL PROVE THAT YOU EXIST!" he yelled

" Yeah just like you proved it in the other 87 episodes" Zim said sarcastically.

" I SEE A SQUIRREL!" yelled Grr as he ran into a wall.

" Oh god that little robot will be my demise" said Zim.

" Who said you ever HAD power?" asked Dib

" I unno" Zim said as he shrugged.

" PIZZA HOG!" yelled Gaz as she dragged Zim, Grr and Dib.

As they were dragged into the pizza hog Zim said

" I SHALL TASER YOUR SISTER DIB AND SAVE EARTH FROM STUFF EVILER THAN ME!"

As Zim took out his taser, Grr ate it and said

"MMMMMMMMMMMM I like eggs"

Gaz tied all three of them to boards and they watched her eat for an hour and a ½. All the sudden the big pat Pizza Hog came over with one of his eyes hanging out.

" HI KIDDIES" he said in a dumb voice.

" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Grr aid as he sucked in the whole pig.

" Yes! The stupid of stupid ness has been defeated!" yelled Zim.

They all ran out. Grr and Zim went inside their base that wasn't a secret.

" What is with these Earth monkey babies!" yelled Zim.

" IM GONNA RIDE THE PIGGY!" yelled Grr as he flew out the window on a completely random pig.

"O.k." Zim said as he walked in to the secret base underneath the fake house.

" I WILL MAKE THE ULTIMATE PLAN! THE SLINKY!" yelled Zim as Grr rocked in on the Pig.

" The Slinky kills all," said Zim.

To be continued…