Sup ma bros. I kno dat these AMAZING fanfictions r just so freakin amazing so I hath come back with more.

Kk I write now

Victor-hey corbierre

Corb-hey sweetie pie

Victor-watcha up 2

Corby-nothin much bro just being a stuffed bird. U kno, the usual

Vic-oh ok how do u like it?

Corby-im starting to like it more cause I think that goat llama thing over there is checking me out

Vic-no!

Corby-what do you mean 'no'

Vic-you just asked me out yesterday!

Corby-woopsies

Vic-where did our love go? Don't you want me no more?

Corby-ive moved on to bigger and better things, babe

Vic-eden is only like, 2 ft tall tho!

Corby-is that what the goat llama thing is called? Ohhhh! She is SEXY!

Vic-that's it! Im jumping out of da window!

*And den vic jumps outta the window*

Corby-OMIGOD WHO'S GONNA MOVE MA STUFFED SELF OVER TO EDEN? AMBERRRRRR

Amber-WHAT

Corby-ive fallen in love with eden. I need u to move me over to her.

Amber-ok den

*Amber moves corby over to eden in da corner*

Amber-There you go broskiii

Corby-how do you know who she was and where she was 2?

Amber-ahhhh…no comment

Corby-ok

Then amber left and corby and eden made outb