Hey, everypony, my name's DiscordantPrincess, and I'm a MAJOR pegasister (for the non-bronies out there that's a woman who's a big fan of My Little Pony, especially the newest reincarnation, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic). This here is my very first fanfic EVER, so PLEASE go easy on me! OK, enjoy...
It was a lovely morning in the kingdom of Equestria. In the city of Canterlot, Princess Celestia had just risen the sun and was gazing upon its splendid beauty on her balcony. Beside her was her younger sister Princess Luna, the bearer of the moon.
"As always, you have done a wonderful job raising the sun, dear sister," Luna commented.
"Yes, it is quite beautiful, isn't it?" Celestia agreed. The white alicorn licked her lips. "And now I think a job well done deserves a reward...the last piece of cake from my birthday party would suffice."
"But isn't it too early in the day for cake?" Luna asked.
"It's NEVER too early for cake, Luna," Celestia replied. She started into the castle as Luna smiled and shook her head. Her older sister had quite the sweet tooth, especially for cake.
The alicorn sisters walked into the kitchen together. Celestia went over to the tray where she kept the cake from her birthday party and lifted the lid...only to find an empty tray. "WHAT?! Where's my cake?" Celestia glared accusingly at Luna. "Don't look at ME, I didn't take it!"
Just then, Discord, the sister's castlemate and the master of chaos, teleported into the kitchen. "Morning, ladies. Great sun, Tia."
"Discord, where's the piece of cake that was on my tray?" Celestia asked.
Discord grinned. "It's right here," he replied as he rubbed his belly.
Celestia's ears flattened as she glared purple daggers at the draconequus. "You ATE my CAKE?!"
"Yep. I knew you wouldn't mind if I just helped myself," Discord responded coolly. He saw how angry Celestia was and chuckled. "Oh c'mon, Tia, you're really losing your head over a piece of cake? No wonder the royal council calls you Celestemper." He threw back his head and put a paw on his chest as he laughed.
Later that morning, the alicorn sisters were moving Discord outside into their sculpture garden. The draconequus was now a stone statue, in the same position he had been when he laughed at Celestia's quick temper over cake.
Once Discord was in place, Celestia looked at Luna. "Now, if anypony asks about Discord, what's the story we're telling them?"
"That he was threatening to plunge Equestria into total chaos, so we had to stop him," Luna recited her sister's lie.
Celestia smiled and patted Luna on the head. "Good filly. Now let's go bake another cake."
The moral of the story: DON'T STEAL CELESTIA'S CAKE OR SHE WILL BUCKING TURN YOU INTO STONE!
All right, now before you try to send me to the moon or something, let me clarify that I LOVE CELESTIA, I do not buy into the fandom making her into a tyrant/troll/molester/whatever and I know that she wouldn't turn somepony into stone for something as stupid as eating her cake. This story was 100% for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously at all. That being said, I hope I got a few chuckles out of you. Again, this is my first fanfic, so PLEASE no hateful comments!