EXILE DIB: CHAPTER 1:GIFTS GIVEN
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Alrighty people, this is the first story I've ever written for FF.N, so any constructive criticism is appreciated.
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"Despite my moral outrage, the Skool is requiring all students to participate in the mandatory gift exchange." said as the students murmured quietly. "You will pick your gift recipient from this hat." she spat. The students filed up one by one and drew a folded slip of paper from the hat.
Dib and Zim unfolded their slips, and yelled simultaneously.
"WHAT!" screamed Dib "HOW CAN I POSSIBLY GIVE A GIFT TO A HIDEOUS ALIEN MONSTER!"
"The sentiment is mutual, PIG BOY!" yelled Zim.
"You will give a gift, or I will be forced to expel you ." shouted over the commotion. "The administration says it builds school spirit, and honors teamwork."
Dib and Zim stared each other down, each silently contemplating a way to destroy each other with their gifts. Luckily for them, the bell rang before had a chance to intervene. As they left school, Zim finally spoke. "I shall give the most AMAZING gift that has ever been GIVEN! JUST WAIT, DIB-BEAST!"
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Later that day...
"GIR, get down here!" yelled Zim. "I need help with this Quantum Ai Stabilization Unit." Zim was holding what appeared to be a large tubular device, which had a forest of tubes, wires, and cutters poking out of one end.
GIR popped out of a tube in the wall, spun end over end through the air, and landed on his head. "Okey-dokey!" He grabbed one end of the QaiSU and it tipped over, landing on the control panel of the manufacturing bay. It whirred to life, starting to cut into the control panel.
"AaAAaaaGGHHghg!" screamed the computer as the lights flickered. Zim grabbed the QAiSU and pulled it out of the panel before it completely fried the computer.
"GIR, YOU IDIOT ROBOT! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THE COMPUTER!" Zim quickly hooked the QAiSU to a arm extending from the ceiling. "COMPUTER! Ready the laser-fusors, fire up the plasma cutters, and let's FABRICATE!"
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One construction montage later..
"It is DONE!" yelled Zim triumphantly as he held the wrapped gift over his head. "Now to give Dib the gift he'll NEVER FORGET!"
"YYYYYAAAAAYYYY! DOOM!" screamed GIR.
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Just a little preview I wrote at 12:00 PM. I DEMAND A MORE ADEQUATE TITLE FOR MY MASTERWORK. GOOD TITLES SHALL BE REWARDED RICHLY.
OH GOD I TRY TO FIND ONE COVER IMAGE AND NOW I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!