Title: Sidekicks
Rating: G
Word Count: 294
Pairing: Dom/Evin-Team Underpants
Round/Fight: 1/A
Summary: It's part of the maturing process of superheroes.
The top of Balor's Needle, at night, had to be the most dramatic place ever; so of course that's where all of Dom and Evin's super secret planning meetings occurred.
Currently, they were sitting, slouched, against the outer wall, contemplating the idea that Dom had just broached.
"Sidekicks…" Evin mused.
"Every semi-decent superhero has them, Evin," Dom informed him. "I'd hate for people to take us less seriously because we lack the appropriate entourage."
"I suppose," Evin agreed. "But they have to have less cool names than we have; I don't want to be overshadowed or anything."
"No, of course not. And everyone knows our uniforms are way better than our sidekicks' will be."
"If not, we can always add extra sparkles to ours, become flashier."
"…Well, maybe not sparkles."
Evin stood up. "So, the only question is, who do we approach and ask to join forces with such righteous crusaders as ourselves?"
Dom looked down, where he could see, far below them, the Riders' and Own's barracks. "I say it's time to reunite the Justice League."
The next secret meeting was…less secret than those before it, mostly because of the additional voices.
"I know, I know! I'll be Madame Mysterious!"
"—I still can't get used to how [i]tight[/i] these leggings are—"
"Ew, Miri, that's slightly creepy…"
"—It's part of the uniform, Meathead; get used to it—"
"—So, lets see… Miss Victory! YES!"
"Stop messing with your uniform, Meathead, you're going to ruin it!"
"—No, Evin, I will not change my mind!"
And thusly, our heroes found themselves partners in their fight against crime and unpleasantness. Together, Commander Vengeance, Miss Victory, Sergeant Justice and the Masked Avenger stood ready to hold off the forces of evil in all of its forms.