Due to the rules of not allowing "chat/script format and keyboard dialogue," I'll be going back and forth with Gintoki's & Hijikata's POV. I know, it'll be super annoying, but this girl ain't breaking the rules just to have this taken down. 3

-I don't own any of the characters~!-

This "story" is JUST for plain fun. It's not to be taken seriously since me & my friend are writing this out of boredom. We get bored in class, therefore we start role-playing. Haha, she's Gin-chan & I'm Hijikata-kun btw. ;D

Pshhh, I doubt this'll ever be read anyways xD

Gintoki's POV

As I was making my way to the library to finish the latest chapter of JUMP, I bumped into "him" and we both fall on each other. I can tell he's blushing, but not for the reason I wish it was for. We were just way too close for comfort since our faces were literally inches away. I didn't say anything but just stared at his face, not really wanting to move.

Hijikata's POV

Crap..crap! Why did it have to be him of all people?! Ahh.. this is awkward, I hate this damn guy..

"Um..Gin-chan.. Can you get the hell off me! You're way too heavy you know. Stop eating all those damn sweets and parfaits you diabetic freak!"

I try to push him off, but it's no use. Why the hell won't he budge? Damn, I should be as strong as him. Damn that Toshi, he's probably trying to take over my body again. I won't let him, stupid bastard.. Eh? Wait.. what? Why is Gin's face suddenly extremely close to mine? What's going on? Eh..Why's my face suddenly warmer?

Gintoki's POV

"Stuuupid, you're always in my way you mayo freak."

I get up, wanting to kiss him but I'd probably just get murdered on the spot anyways. I can't go there with him.. At least, not yet. He's obviously not ready. What a slow guy. But I guess you can say that's what I really like about him.

"You're still in my way you know, why don't you just run back home, or what, did they kick you out of the Shinsengumi "vice commander?" You're bothering me, go away."

But honestly.. deep inside, I truly wish I could just hold him, tell him how I feel.. but I must treat him this way if he's going to submit to me later anyways. I walked past him and just keep walking to the library. Now all I really want is him.. and he eventually will be mine, whether he likes it or not.

Hijikata's POV

Damn bastard, who the hell does he think he is? Not even a sorry I get. Great, why did he have to go to the library on the day I specifically wanted to go? It's my only day off and I decided I wanted to catch up on some reading. Should I just go somewhere else? No, I was planning on going to the library in the first place so might as well stick with it. I mean, all I have to do is avoid him at all costs and I'll be fine, right? But the real question is.. why is it that when his name is mentioned or I think of him, my heart pounds like crazy? What is this strange feeling? I should probably go see a doctor or something, I'm probably getting sick. Yep, that must be it, I can't think of anything else.

Yoshh, gotta head to the library. I don't see Gin anywhere ahead of me so he's probably already there, unless he made another parfait stop. That stupid bastard doesn't know when to stop. I swear one of these days he's going to drop dead. He should just stick to eating mayo, It's way healthier anyways.

-3 minutes later-

Alright, finally here. But before that, let me just finish this last cigarette… Alright, I'm ready. Hm, was it the second floor I saw those interesting books on split personalities? That could help me a lot.. *sweatdrop*

Let's see.. Ah! This looks pretty interesting. Might as well get a table now before this library gets more crowded than it already is. Why IS there a lot of people today? Everyone just decided to read books on the same day? Hmph. Ah, I see a seat that hasn't been taken yet, I'll go over there. I hope the person across from me won't mind, I'd ask them but it looks like this person's concentrating in whatever they're reading. Plus, I can't see their face since the book is all up in their face.. I'll just let them be.. Don't want to disturb them, I guess.

I sit down and indulge myself in the book, and my surroundings slowly seems to fade away as I get into the book.

Oh, I was right! This is pretty interesting and can help me a lot! You hear that Toshi?! Bastard..

As I was continuing reading, I heard a slight noise and realized it was the person who was in front of me. I wasn't exactly paying particular attention to what the person did since I was too busy reading some interesting article, but I glanced at the person from the corner of my eyes and saw that the person had already put the book down and was staring at me. This person is…!