Hey! Okay, so, I started doing the first chappie of this, but then I thought I get you to really want to keep reading. It's one of those intros where it starts at a part way later in the movie/ show/ story and then the narrator stops it and says that they were getting way ahead of themselves... yada yada yada. Yeah, that's what this Intro is. I'll have the first chapter up ASAP, but until then, you'll have to wait. Also, if you haven't read my FanFic The Tale Of Three Birdies, do so now.
Disclaimer: I di not own the flock, the Flyboys, the Erasers, the whitecoats, Dr. Martinez, ext. I do own Jab.

Intro to My Fairy Tale

Jab's narration.

I screamed at Iggy for about the thousandth time since they loaded my into the ambulance. He was smiling, but I could tell he was nervous. I mean, what 18-year-old guy wouldn't be nervous in his positon.

"I swear to God, Iggy, if you ever do this to me again, I will kill you!" I screamed just before another contraction hit. I screamed bloody murder, quite literally. I'd been threatening Iggy the entire ride to the hospital, no matter howmuch I loved him.

"You're doing great, Jabby," Nudge said next to me. She had one hand and Iggy had the other.

"Easy for you to say. You're not the one pushing a person out of your va-jay-jay!" I screamed.

"Okay, Ms. Mercy. I'm going to need you to breathe. You're only a couple inches short of 10," the parametic said. I nodded and took deep breath.

"And call me Mrs. Fraiser, please. I'm engaged," I said, smiling at Iggy. He smiled back. Just then another contraction hit. I screamed.

"God, is it too late for the morphine?" I asked. The parametic chuckled.

"Afaid so. You just need one more inch," he said.

Wait, wait, wait! I'm getting way ahead of myself. Sorry 'bout that. First off my name's Jabrielle Mercy, Jab for short. I'm also known as Diner Girl, for reasons obvious. My daddy owned a diner and then it was supposedly given to the bitch named Cruella when he died, no lie. She's also my step mom and I hate her. She has 2 step daughters that are just as evil and spoiled as she was. My only real family was at the diner, Fang, my twin brother, Nudge, my best friend since birth, Angel, my survivalist for high school, and basically the entire rest of the staff. I was a waitress. At least work was somewhat fun. We wore rollerskates and the people that come are usually pretty nice to talk to. But the one person I really wish would come, never does.

The thing is I've been in love with this boy, Iggy Fraiser, since... well, forever. I don't think he's ever noticed me, though. He's too busy with being popular and with football and with dealing with his bitchy sister, Tess. I, personally, hate her, beacause of her declining my cheerleading tryout. I put it on YouTube, telling people to give it a thumbs up if they think I should have made the team. I got over 5,000 thumbs ups! I also got some very *cough* flattering comments that I'd rather not talk about. But the point is that I was amazing and she didn't approve. She probably didn't want me ruining her rep. Peeshaw. Typical.

Anyways, I've been in love and he's never actually seen my face before. But then one day, his friends bring him and, well, that all changes. I also noticed some drool from Iggy's friend, Gazzy, toward my friend, Nudge, who is like a sister to me. Then their's Max and Fang- Yeah, I'm just going to stop talking now. Hehe. *Blush*. Damnit! Okay, so, before I embarrass myself any further, I'm going to move on with my story, from the beginning.

Rewind.

Okay, that's good.

Keep rewinding.

I said stop dumbass.

Keeps on rewinding.

Stop! Kicks screen. Rewinding pauses on mer in a diaper when she was an infant. Aww, wasn't I cute? Now onto the real beginning.

Fast fowards to the day before Jab's 18th birthday.

Enjoy. *Wink*

Okay, so, I know you guys are thinking 'WTF? What is this? Who the hell is Jab?' Well, I told you to read The Tale Of Three Birdies before you read this. Don't say I didn't warn you. 'Kay, so, this will leave you thinking also that gave it away, but you don't know that. You have to read to find out. Lovies!

Love,
Jabrielle Mercy XD