ONCE UPON A FUCKING TIME THERE LIVED A BOY NAMED KARKAT AND A FEMALE NAMED TEREZI THEY WERE BEST MORAILS OR WHATEVER AND THEN ONE DAY TEREZI ASKED KARKAT " M4Y 1 SUCK YOUR BON3 BULG3? :?" AND KARKAT REPLIED "HELL YEAH, SUCK THAT SHIT" TEREZI GLADLY BLEW HIM AWAY. THE END.
:33 what the fuck did I just write.
:33 i don't even ship it
:33 where the furruck is Equius i n33d him to read this shit
D- what the actual fuck nepeta
D- why would you write that
D- it's not
D- e%quisite
:33 fine then, bitch
:33 *ac begins to write another story about other ships and what not*
One day a troll walked up to another troll that looked like a fuckiing retard and he a2ked hiim "Hey what ii2 your name good 2iir" and the other troll replied with "my name is eridan ampora you fuckin twwat" they kii22ed and liived happiily ever after.
:33 how's that?
D- This is a bunch of hoof beast crap you slapped together nepeta
:33 you piece of shit
:33 am i going to have to come over there and smack a bitch?
:33 or are you finished being a penis wrinkle
D- Nepeta you uncultured shit
D- Cut the crap and get out of my hive
:33 you're so hard to purrlease
:33 fine i'll do one about you
:33 *ac pounced on her unsuspecting purrey, startling the fuck out of him*
:33 s'up bitch
D- Nepeta what-
:33 My purrices today are better than efur before
:33 I'll furruck you for 20 bucks
D- ….
D- Deal
:33 *ac totally destroys Equius' ass, making him beg for more like the pussy he really is*
D- Nnnghnn
D- That was
D- E%cellent
:33 you bet your ass it was, nigga
:33 pay up or i'll cut your bone bulge off
D- Alright
:33 better?
D- Oh yes
D- Much better
:33 good
:33 but you still haven't paid me
:33 you goddamn whore