Disclaimer: idk why i would need this since it's fanfiction but i don't own KHR or Reborn and Tsuna
Neither of the two mafiosos woke up expecting much that day. Reborn, who managed to become a full adult in just a few years of being uncursed, gracefully stepped out of his hammock, and threw his shoes at Tsuna to wake him up. The younger man knocked the unwanted items off his bed and rolled over.
"Come on, Reborn, let me sleep in! It's a Sunday! I can sleep in if I want to," Tsuna whined, trying to fall back asleep as Reborn threw more random objects. His efforts failed when he felt someone crawl up his bed.
Once the movements stilled, Tsuna looked up. Reborn was hovering over him, completely straight faced. "Reborn, what are yo-" His entire body stiffened, trying to understand what was happening. Reborn had lowered himself and began kissing up Tsuna's neck. "Wh-what are you doing?" Tsuna whimpered at his touch. Reborn traced the younger man's jawline up to his ear and suddenly stopped. "Reborn?" Tsuna whimpered again. "Shut up, dame-Tsuna," the hitman placed a soft kiss on his student's lips. Unexpectedly, Tsuna kissed back.
It didn't take long before the kisses got hotter, and clothes were messily thrown on the floor.
Tsuna palmed Reborn's petite isolated jackal over the thin line of cloth between them. Reborn ripped off Tsuna's boxer shorts, revealing the bewitched technical dagger that was the younger boy's penis. "oh, Tsunayoshi," Reborn breathed hastily. Tsuna's penis unexpectantly grew and became the true obscene magical purple sea snake that he possessed.
Connecting in a sloppy, wet kiss, Reborn began to reach for the hidden bottle of lube in Tsuna's bedside table. Just as soon as his hand had grasped the bottle, a knock sounded at the door.
"Tsu-kun, I'm coming in with your laundry!"
A/N
im sorry if you took this seriously because it's all one big joke
my friends and i found a penis analyzer website and i wanted to use reborn and tsuna's names in a one shot