The bordness of Ryuujin
I don't own it. P.S. I'm Ryuujin
InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Rin, Jakin, and Kikyo enter Ryuujin's room looking scared.
InuYasha: Well where is she.
Kagome: She'll be here
Miyu: She is getting the others
Everyone: who in the world are you?
Miyu: I am Ryuujin's sister Miyu
Sesshomaru: ok, what others
Miyu: they will be here soon enough
(Ryuujin enters with the 'others')
Ryuujin: everyone this is Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Keiko, and Koenma.
Ryuujin: Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Keiko, Koenma this InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, Rin, and Kikyo
Ryuujin: you can go Miyu Miyu leaves now it's time to play truth or daresmiles evilly
Yusuke: who startsgulps
Ryuujin: ME
Ryuujin: ok truth or dare Hiei
Hiei: Dare
Ryuujin: oklook around the room with evil glint in eye
Ryuujin: I dare you to kiss Kagura
Hiei: WHAT
Kagura: looks at Hiei don't even try
Hiei: like I would want to
Ryuujin: you have to (chants) kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Hiei and Kagura: NO advances on Ryuujin
Ryuujin: runs and gets swordyou wanna fight come on
Yusuke: Ryuujin I don't think that's a good idea
Ryuujin: shut up Yusuke
Sango: take it outside
Ryuujin, Hiei, and Kagura run outside
Others hear the screams of Hiei and Kagura
Ryuujin comes in with triumphant smile on face
Ryuujin: lookholds out picture of Hiei and Kargura kissing
Hiei and Kargura come in with looks of utter disgussed on their faces
Ryuujin: it's your turn Hiei
Hiei: ok Kuwabara truth or dare
Kuwabara: Dare all the way shrimp
Hiei: ok I dare you to French kiss Naraku
Kuwabara: WHAT!
Naraku: there is no way to prevent this so we might as well get this over with
Ryuujin: that's right
Kuwabara: god damn itreluctantly walks over to Naraku
Ryuujin: don't forget he said French kiss
Kuwabara: I knowpulls Naraku into a lip bruising, soul searching French kiss then goes back to were he was sitting before
Ryuujin is on the floor laughing her ass off
Sango: I thought Ryuujin was the only cruel one
Yusuke: ok on with game Kuwabara your turn
Kuwabara: ok Koenma truth or dare
Koenma: truth
Kuwabara: ok hummmmm looks around the room trying to think of something evil
Ryuujin: yo Kuwabara I go a good one
Kuwabara: let me hear it Ryuujin walks over to him and whispers something in his ear then walks back to Her spot
Kuwabara: Ryuujin that's cruel and unusual OK so Koenma IF you HAD to go out with a boy in this room who would it be
Koenma: ano………..
Ryuujin is on the floor laughing her ass off
Sesshomaru: if you think that's cruel and unusual you are in for a rude awaking when Ryuujin shows you the true meaning of cruel and unusual
Rin: yes a extremely rude awaking
Kuwabara: well your answer Koenma
Koenma: (whispers) Kouga
Ryuujin laughs even harder
Kouga faints
InuYasha: I can't believe you like the wimpy wolf
Ryuujin: let's get on with the game
Koenma: let me think…ok InuYasha truth or dare
InuYasha: DARE
Koenma: I dare you to make out with Yusuke
InuYasha: NO FUCKING WAY
Yusuke: god kill me now
Ryuujin: You have to do it Inuyasha.
Sango:repeats I thought Ryuujin was the only cruel one here.
InuYasha: Can I change my answer?
Koenma: No way
InuYasha sighs picks up Yusuke then leaves to go into a closet somewhere.
Everyone else looks around a bit uncomfortablely.
Rin gets out cards:should we play a game while we wait?
Everyone plays cards momentarily
-----one hour later----
InuYasha comes back with a huge smile on his face.
Yusuke looks embarassed but pleasured.
I'm out of ideas please help