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In the Digital World, we see a moving van pulling up to an apartment building.
A yellow Digimon that looks a lot like a dinosaur named Agumon walks into a room. He took a breath.
"Well guys, welcome to our new home. What do you think?" Agumon asked.
We see a sky blue Digimon named Veemon, a golden Digimon named Patamon and a red Digimon named Guilmon with loads of boxes in their arms and all three were starring at Agumon with not so happy looks on their faces.
Agumon looks out the window.
"What a nice view of the Digital World. We'll set up in here quite nicely" Agumon said.
"But why do we have to carry all this junk?" Patamon asked.
"Hey, who's the leader here? Besides, searching for an apartment is hard work" Agumon said.
"Liar!" the three box carrying Digimon said in unison and threw the boxes on Agumon.
"Oro" muffled Agumon under all the boxes.
"Well, I guess as long as we're here, we might as well check out the rest of this apartment. Coming Patamon?" Guilmon asked.
"Right behind you" Patamon said.
They walked around for a while to see what rooms there were in the apartment.
"Well, we have a bathroom" Patamon said.
"And we have a kitchen and a spare room too. Luckily we brought food along to last us for the week. Still though, just four rooms" Guilmon said.
"Yeah. And it only cost me twenty five dollars" Agumon said.
"Twenty five dollars? We could've paid to get furniture or something" Veemon said.
"I know. But I was told the last owner here was a violent person. And.. the sad thing was.. he used to be my roommate a while back" Agumon said.
"Oh.. How violent was he?" Veemon asked.
Agumon remembered that the man flattened him with a roller, squished him into a ball and stretched him out like he was some rubber toy. Agumon got frightened by the memory and slowly crawled into an empty box.
"I don't want to talk about it" Agumon said while in the box.
"Does he even realize that the people already know what happened to him through the words of this story?" Guilmon asked.
"I'm pretty sure he does" Patamon said.
"Don't let that bother you. He's long gone" Veemon said.
"He made me look like a cartoon character. Do you even know how it feels to imitate something you're not?" Agumon asked.
"Well.. technically speaking.. we are. As we were drawn in our shows and all that" Veemon said.
"... Shut up.." Agumon said.
"Wow.. this guy must've been a bum. He didn't even try to fix that huge hole in the ceiling" Patamon said.
"Well, I guess what we'll do now is get cement, paint the place and get some furniture and we'll be all set" Guilmon said.
"Right. I've got to forget about him. Okay, Guilmon, you and Patamon go into town to find some paint and cement. Me and Veemon will unpack" Agumon said.
"Yes, sir" Guilmon said.
Guilmon and Patamon walked out the door. Agumon then realized he was stuck inside a box.
"Great.." Agumon said to himself.
He then struggled to push outwards until the box split open.
"Right then. Let's unpack" Agumon said.
Agumon looked over and saw Veemon checking out a pack of drinks.
"What do you have there, Veemon?" Agumon asked.
"B-E-E-R? I guess it's some kind of drink" Veemon said.
"Well, they are in bottles. Let's try one" Agumon said.
"Alright. Well.. bottoms up" Veemon said.
Then they both drank the drinks.
After some time went by, Guilmon and Patamon returned with the supplies.
"So, what was the twenty five dollars for before Agumon bought this place?" Guilmon asked.
"I think it was for Veemon's ballet lessons or something" Patamon asked.
"Ballet? Since when did Veemon want to do ballet?" Guilmon asked.
"Beats me" Patamon said.
They both walked in and found empty bottles lying on the floor.
"What's with all the empty bottles?" Guilmon asked as he put the supplies down and picked one up.
Patamon got a closer look at the bottles and found out they were beer bottles.
"Beer bottles" Patamon said.
"Beer bottles?" Guilmon asked.
"Yes. It's an adult drink that you should not drink too much of. Or else you'll get drunk" Patamon said.
"Oh man. There's like twenty bottles. This does not look good. Where did Agumon and Vee.." Guilmon was about to ask, but was interrupted when they heard a sound coming from the bathroom.
They followed the sound to the bathroom. They opened the door and found both Veemon and Agumon in the showers singing horribly.
"Oh cock.. they drank too much. And their singing is terrible!" Guilmon said as he put his claw on his face and tried to look away.
He then turned around and saw Patamon video taping the whole thing.
"The hell are you doing?!" Guilmon shouted in outrage.
"Getting evidence for tomorrow to show them how foolish they were" Patamon said.
The next morning, Agumon and Veemon wake up and are going though a hangover. They are lying frontwards on the ground with a sheet over their backs.
"My head.." Agumon said rubbing his head.
"Ugh.. why is the room spinning?" Veemon asked.
"Glad you guys woke up. I was getting worried. You guys were drinking beer and are now going though a hangover" Patamon said.
"Well. I guess that explains it. Ah! Why does my ass hurt?" Veemon asked.
"Mine does too" Agumon said.
They took off the sheet and found their butts completely red.
"Whoa! How did it get so red!?" Agumon asked surprised.
"See for yourselves. I recorded the whole thing" Patamon said.
"Recorded!?" Veemon asked.
Patamon took his laptop out and turned it on. The laptop shows Veemon and Agumon singing horribly and spanking themselves.
Agumon and Veemon looked at each other embarrassed.
"How humiliating.. I need to sit down.." Agumon said.
"Me too.." Veemon said.
"No, no, no! Don't sit.." Guilmon was trying to say, but they sat down and yelled out in pain.
"..down" Guilmon finished.
Agumon and Veemon went back to lying down frontward and Guilmon put some big blocks of ice on their butts.
"I'll never drink another beer ever again.." Veemon said.
"Same here.." Agumon said.
"But the good news is that we got the paint and cement. Once you guys heal, we'll get started right away" Guilmon said.
"Okay. But first, you guys brought bread, right?" Agumon asked.
"Yeah?" Guilmon asked.
"Do you mind making some toast for breakfast?" Agumon asked.
"Yeah. I'm getting hungry" Veemon said.
"Sure thing, butt buddies" Guilmon said laughing a little along with Patamon.
Agumon and Veemon just lied there not amused at all by the joke.