Short chapter is short: Instructions in the description.


"I still don't understand" Daisy muttered, placing her hands on her waist. "What do they see in her that we clearly aren't seeing?"

"Darling" Peach placed a supportive hand on her shoulder. "Trust me, I have no clue and i've been here since Melee days"

The group of women were standing on the side watching as several men crowd around Samus.

"What's she got that I don't have!?" Daisy asked, frowning and crossing her arms now.

"Should we start with the things that she has or the things that you don't?" Bayonetta question, sporting her familiar smirk.


Zelda sighed.

It was awfully hard for her to participate in holiday activities. They were always occupied by several people, Marth was out with Link and Ike trying to find something, they had left without saying what they were doing. Sheik was with Samus trying to stay away from Peach and Daisy how wanted to give them macovers. Toon Link and Young Link were (Reluctantly) rehearsing a play, it only left her with. Ganondorf..

"Don't look at me like that" Ganondorf muttered, barely looking up from his book. The title being: How to kill a hero. Zelda would have to investigate the fact of why the library had a book with that kind of title in a mansion full of heros..and villans..yeah there were the villains.

"I wasn't looking at you like anything" Zelda muttered.

"Yeah, you were glaring at me princess" Ganondorf responded.

"And how would you know?" Zelda asked, putting her hands on her hips. "You've been reading that book this whole time"

Ganondorf snickered, now sporting a half amused expression. "You really thought I was reading this?" He threw the book to the floor. "It's not telling me anything that I don't already know. Whoever wrote this is an idiot." He turned the book over and moaned in disapproval.

"Who wrote it Ganondorf?" Zelda asked.

"Read it for yourself" Ganondorf threw the book at Zelda.

The princess barely had enough time to catch it. "You know you could have just handed it to me!"

Ganondorf raised an eyebrow. "Well then what would be the fun in that?"

Zelda rolled her eyes before turning the book over and laughing in amusement. "Says it was written by you 'Dark Lord Ganon'"

"Yeah.. right" Ganondorf muttered before sitting back in his chair. "Looks like past me was an idiot"

"Don't talk about yourself like that" Zelda frowned, looking over at the book more. "Your not an idiot you're just dumb"

"Ah, thank you so much Princess, I really appreciate that" Ganondorf sarcastically responded.

Zelda giggled but immediately covered her smile with her hand. Zelda still wasn't used to having a conversation so casual as this with Ganondorf. Their conversations mainly were filled with arguments or complaints about random stuff. Seeing this side of him was unusual. It wasn't like him at all. It was-

"You should smile more often Zelda. It suits you"

"Just first name now?'' Zelda questioned, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like iv'e upped in ranks"

"Yeah well.." Ganondorf rubbed the back of his head. Was he nervous? "Can I ask you a question?"

"You just did" Zelda bluntly pointed out. "But sure, go on"

"As you know, the valentines day party is coming up-"

Ah, right. The Valentines Day party. That was a mess. The awkward tacky decorations mixed with awkward questions of dance proposals and awkward moments just in general. The last party was a bomb so Zelda was surprised that they were trying it again. The kids, who were bored, somehow managed to set fire to the ice sculpture. At least it was a way for Zelda to leave instead of watching Samus get her hundredth proposal of love.

"Zelda. Did you hear me?"

Huh? Oh that was right, Ganondorf was still here.

"I'm sorry but could you repeat yourself?" Zelda questioned, giving Ganondorf her full attention.

"I asked if you would be my date for this Valentines Dance"

Wait...WhA-


Alright, here we go. Put your couple/ship down in the comments and i'll try to write them as soon as I can. This DEFINITELY won't be a story like '12 day's of Smashmis'