I don't own Naruto. I wish I did though. If I did, Obito and Arashi would come back...
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The day seemed the same as any other. He woke up, and everything was dark. There was a slight sound from outside the room—Whispers from someone. He rose, pulling his cloak over his half-dressed body. He knew he would shed the cloak after the day had truly begun. After all, it was June. And June in River Country was very hot.
He opened the door to quite a spectacle. Deidara and Tobi were trying to hang up a net filled with black balloons with the blood red Akatsuki cloud floating across its surface along with tons of confetti. Kisame and Sasori were holding the two smaller and lighter figures up so they could reach. Zetsu was loudly whispering directions to the four.
"A little bit to the right, Deidara." The light side of Zetsu called softly.
"No, to the left! The left!" the darker side called. Deidara looked down, confusion covering his face.
"What do you… Oh, Ohayo Itachi-san, un." Deidara laughed hollowly. The other Akatsuki members slowly turned their heads and looked at Itachi. He blinked at them before walking under and to the kitchen. He froze when he saw that the kitchen was in shadow.
"Ah, Itachi." Came a dark voice. A dim figure appeared in the shadows, his eyes glowing. He came closer and closer, what light that made it into illuminate the room showing the slightly gold hair and strange blue eyes. The hands moved. Itachi was on alert…
"Here's your tea." A cup appeared in the light, held by a hand gloved in black. Itachi accepted the hot drink.
"Domo Arigato." Itachi mumbled before walking out into the dining room. The group had given up trying to hang the net and was now sitting around the large table, which was covered with a splendid breakfast feast and several gifts.
"What's this?" Itachi growled. The others smiled silently at him. Tobi appeared behind Itachi from the kitchen and herded the stoic shinobi to the head of the table. Several gifts were placed in front of him—A clay weasel wrapped around a kunai as if caressing the knife from Deidara; a little wooden talking puppet that resembled his brother, complete with lines such as "I will kill you" and "Itachi!" from Sasori; A blood red Venus Fly Trap, the pot painted black with a red and white cloud from Zetsu; some rather good looking shades from Kisame; a black stuffed weasel from Tobi; and an intricately carved hand-made Kunai from Leader.
After the gifts, everyone began to eat. When the meal was finished, Kisame took the dishes into the kitchen and washed them quickly and effortlessly with his water Jutsus. Then Tobi and Deidara disappeared momentarily, then returned carrying between them a large cake. They set it on the table, revealing that the cake was decorated with kunai and shuriken. Tobi gave Itachi a large knife.
"Happy Birthday, Itachi!" Everyone yelled, Deidara adding his 'un' in. Itachi blinked. Now he was confused.
"It's my birthday?"
Happy Birthday, Itachi!
Itachi:...
Tobi: Did you really forget it's your birthday, Itachi-san?
Deidara: Even I remember my birthday... But I'm not going to tell anyone, because then they're one step closer to stealing my identity...
Alright, well, Review and say Happy Birthday to Itachi-sama! Sayonara!