Fun with Redalert
Hello my name is Venatrix and I am the new Allspark my mission is to cure Redalert of his glitch. The first thing that I am going to do is give the sparklings laser pointer as today is take your sparklings to work day and the president is coming to the Mars base I will have to tell him what is going on before he is debriefed because let's face it. No one wants a panicking thirty foot metal alien running around like a chicken with its head cut off at least not without knowing the reason why so you can laugh at said alien. Oh there he is now, I make a quick pass by and hand him a piece of paper he reads it before putting it in his pocket and smiles. I tell the sparkling that this is a game of hidden laser tag and the goal of the game was to get high powered mechs without getting caught or telling the adults anything, the one to get the most mechs would get the toy of their choice.
It was even better then I imaged that it would be Redrun started it off with Prime right between the optics Ironhide was the first one to spot it and promptly tackled him to the ground thinking that it was a laser pointer for a moment all was quiet then the others pulled out there pointers as well and the chaos began Ratchet was pulled under the table by the twins inferno was trying to shield Redalert with his body Soundwave actually squawked when one of the lasers hit him Megatron was on high alert Starscream was trying to hide his hatchlings behind his wings well me and the president were laughing at them on the human platform I transformed and went down there to tell the sparklings enough but Redrun got the bright idea to have all the sparklings point the lasers at me the results were not pretty. Every single mech and femm froze before tackling me to the ground trying to cover me from the harmless laser pointers it was a tangled mess that took hours to clean up. Then it took another hour to calm down Redalert the president though the whole thing was the greats thing sense the big bang and put it on YouTube when he got home. Hence faze one of deglitching Redalert was a complete, the only problem is my back it is killing me. "No Ratchet, not literal go check on prowl he is complaining about his doorwings again." Noise mech, needs to mind his own business and stay out of mine. So until next time this is Venatrix Allspark and this is faze one to deglitch Redalert stay tune for faze two peace out.