Chibi Days Episode 1

Disclaimers! Itachi do it!

Itachi: And why would I do it you idiotic author.

Aww aren't you mean! Now do it damn it!

Itachi: You're just as bad tempered as Hidan.

Why thank you~

Itachi: That wasn't a complement.

Well I toke it as one! Now do the bloody disclaimers before I make you gay to Kisame and Hidan in this!

Itachi: *Sigh / shock* 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson.

Now wasn't that so hard~?

Itachi: Yes you idiot author.

Ding dong

IT'S HALLOWEEN! It's the time of the year where people mostly adults give us sweets. I love this holiday! It's the only time of the year where I get to where my Akatsuki cloak and rogue leaf ninja head-protector without been dubbed as a mentally ill person by my family.

I normally let my friend, Luna Robinson sleepover on Halloween. She's wearing an Akatsuki cloak too but she's got a rogue rain head-protector instead. She is sleeping over but she's getting all the snacks ready in the kitchen right now.

She's mostly likely trying to decide which type of popcorn to eat. I go for salty not sweet. We have enough sweets. No joke my mum brought about 17 bags of Haribo (Coke ones I love them!) when only 8 little kids live round my area!

We always plan the next day before we go to bed. We can't go Bowling, movies or shopping 'cause 1. I hate bowling. 2. There aren't any good movies out right now. 3. I got no money~ I spent my allowance on the new Naruto game. Sadly I had to kill Deidara… My Favourite Character… (-_-) Luna A.K.A the money freak; I think she's related to Kakuzu… HAS A LOT OF MONEY!

My name is Carmen Smith. Why a boy name? I have no freaking idea. Blame my parents.

Ding dong

"I'm coming! Jashin what is with you sugar loving brats?!" I yelled as I swung open my stupid door. It has failed me too many times when I was running away from Luna. I closed it but she always got through it! Maybe that's why Sasuke always glares at trees, tables and the ground!? They won't help him get away from Sakura and Ino!

I scanned the area around me A.K.A my porch.

There was no-body… but a cardboard box; it read '注意して扱うが、これはトリック、ハッピーハロウィーンではありません.' Translate 'Treat with care; this isn't a trick, Happy Halloween.' "Huh?" I said confusedly as I fought back a frown; but I would not ruin my happy holiday. I slowly picked up the box and sighed at how heavy it was.

"Hey Carmen! Who was at the door?!" Luna screamed from the kitchen. I ignored her as I walked into my living room.

I placed the bloody heavy box down on my wooden coffee table as Luna stormed into the living room.

She has dibs on my death. I get her Hikaru and Kaoru (Ouran high school host club pushies.) (I love them! They are soo soft and cute.) plush's when she dies and she gets to be the cause of my death XD. Best. Deal. Ever~!

I soo hope it's quick and painless…

"Did you hear me? I said who. Was. At. The. DOOR?!" I spaced out her words. I quickly leaned over sofa, grabbed a striped pillow and threw it at her multicoloured head.

She has soo many highlights I'm not sure which is colour is her original hair colour… I'm pretty sure it's blonde? She yelped as she butt collided with the floor/carpet.

"I heard you I just couldn't be bothered to open my mouth…" She huffed as her sights were set on the box.

"Ohh~ Box! What's in it?! More sweets- No money- No key-rings –No-" she yelled happily. I threw another pillow but it was fluffy and yellow at her and she fell back down again.

"I don't know what's in it! But I'm gonna find out." She huffed as she leaned over my shoulder as I opened the box.

It revealed 9 Akatsuki Chibis.

Luna froze so I poked her. She came back from the dead yelling her head off about how they were gonna kill her. I SLAPPED HER ARM!

"Would you shut up!? They are about 7 inches tall! How-the-fuck are they gonna hurt you?!" She picked up the box and flipped it over. Making all the chibis fall onto the floor.

Good idea of getting them all out but… But I'm sure they won't be happy.

"FUCK THAT HURT! Are you trying to kill me bitch!?" The chibi Hidan yelled. I was right.

I giggled as Luna pointed at him, murmuring.

"It…it…it… talked?" Zetsu's white side laughed as the black side glared… well half glared.

"We dance too but I can't be bothered." Kisame joked as Itachi nudged him in the rips, probably giving him a little warning.

I sighed while I pushed her over. Making her fall onto the ground.

"Luna… Your embarrassing yourself in front of your dear~ Pein-sama~" I laughed as she shot up and looked at the Chibi Pein; who glared at me.

"Pein…-sama." Luna giggled as the Akatsuki looked at me. Well chibi glared at me.

"Where are we, how do you know who I am and why are we 7 itches tall?" Pein questioned me as he walked in front of the chibi group. Heh-heh chibi group XD. I poked Luna as she continued to look/drool lovesick at Pein.

"Oi Luna-baka wakey wakey~" I sung as the chibi Tobi poked her as well. I inward laughed as he continued to poke her.

"Wake up Girl-chan. Other Girl-chan wants you to wake up. And Tobi is a good boy." Luna sprung from her seat and landed on my favourite leather recliner.

"Oi little person. No touchy~" She sung as Tobi said he was a good boy. I nodded as I looked back at Pein.

"You're in the United Kingdom, I'm awesome that's why I know who you are and why your 7 itches tall? I got no idea~" I joked as Pein continued to glare at me.

Kisame laughed as Luna glared at me while swearing under her breathe about how she was gonna kill me. Luna then yawned which caught my attraction.

"You tried already?!" She nodded as I pointed at our Mt. Movies. "We still haven't put a dent in Mr. Horror yet." I pouted as she sighed.

"Fine…" I heard a little whistle being blown but I didn't see anything.

"OI Bitches!" Hidan yelled as Luna glared at him for me. "Who-the-fuck are you!?" He yelled again… Jashin ever heard of talking without deafening anyone?!

I laughed at Luna who was having a staring contest with Hidan. Oh Hidan is gonna lose this battle! Luna NEVER loses at glaring contests. Before the winner could be decided Kakuzu punched Hidan… ouch… well the mother-fucker deserved it; making him fly across the room and fly into Mr. Horror.

"Ohh~ that gotta hurt." I said as Deidara and Kisame laughed-out-loud. Konan, Zetsu and Pein face expressions didn't change. Itachi and Sasori barely smiled as Kakuzu said 'The bastard had it come' And Tobi just fell on the floor laughing his ass off.

Hidan murmured under his breathe a 'Laugh while you can you little-little mother-fuckers'

"Yeah that fucking hurt!" Hidan yelled back before staring dumb-fold at movie called 'Poltergeist' That movie IS FUCKING SCARY! "Holy Jashin! What-the-fuck is this?!" Hidan questioned/screamed/happily said as Luna and I quickly covered our ears. Blocking out the swears and curses.

We laughed as Hidan's and most of the Akatsuki's eyes were stuck on the movie.

"It's a fucking movie that scared me half to death-"

"It's the greatest movie of all time!" Luna cut me off before Hidan smirked. He walked towards the Akatsuki group… he was calm… OMJ what-the-hell happened to Hidan. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT~!

"No~ the greatest movie of all time is 'Girl's just want to have fun' or 'Air buddies' we both agreed to that ages~ ago." I deadpanned as Luna suddenly screamed in happiness.

"What-the-hell is wrong with you today?!" I screamed back as she pointed to the Akatsuki again.

"It's the Akatsuki! OMJ I can't believe it!" Pein glared at her while I also glared at her from behind my favourite pillow that read 'Kiss me I'm a bitch.' before grabbing the nearest pillow which happened to be my favourite one and started beating her senseless with it!

"WTF LUNA!? They have been here for over 10 minutes and you just noticed it's them?!" I yelled as she hid behind my recliner again. "And stop using my recliner as a shield!" I sighed as the Akatsuki (minis Pein, Konan, Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu and Zetsu) Started laughing their asses and heads off.

I sat crossed legged in front of them as I slowly started lowering my blood pressure.

"Hard isn't it." Pein said as he stalked up to me. He was only 3 itches away from me. I soo wanted to throw the pillow at him but then again he is a murder.

I glared at him who did vice-versa.

"It is… Luna is like two Tobi's." Deidara gasped… I'm sure he faked it before glancing over to Luna then me then back at Pein.

"She's kidding un! No one is worst then Tobi, yeah!" I mentally fangirl giggled at Deidara's un and yeah.

What would you expect? I love Deidara AND Sasori AND Itachi?! They are all smexy… who couldn't resisted them?!

"You could find out if you give her some sugar. So I request you don't. Don't forget she is in my house~" Deidara nodded before walking around Sasori / smexy red-head and whispered something in his ear. Damn Ninja's and their super hearing!

Pein's voice snapped me out of my trance as Luna tried to hug him. This resulted in me taping her to a wooden chair. taped with duck-tape XD.

"Who are you two?" I smiled as I taped Luna's mouth shut.

"I'm Carmen and the one taped to a chair is Luna." I smiled as I heard Luna trying to think of a come back but it resulted in her words sounding like 'fuh yuu carrmin!' translate: 'Fuck you Carmen!' I laughed as she struggled to get out of my tape chair of doom!

She failed as Deidara, Kisame and Hidan started laughing at my friend's pain. Ha-ha that is why Deidara is tied 1st with Sasori. Hidan… maybe 3rd, Kisame 4th.

"Beware Pein and Tobi; Luna most likely or will hug you~" Pein shuddered as Hidan, Deidara and Kisame started laughing again. He glared at them which made them shut up right away.

Luna whined softly which made me look at her… she puppy-eyed me. I smiled lightly before ripping off the duck tape which was attached to her face.

"FRICK~! That hurt Sunny! (Sunny is my nick-name since my eyes look like the sun. blue on the outer of my eye and hazel on the inner of my eye.) You didn't have to wax my mouth!" She screeched which I smirked as Itachi walked off into my kitchen.

"Sunny?" Kakuzu questioned as Zetsu shrugged.

"I didn't wax it I taped." I dead-panned as she glared.

"Well~ it hurt! Could you please~ untie me you stupid short headed brunette?!" She screamed at me which made my brow rise evilly. She shuddered before saying. "Please master artist…" She murmured lightly which made me grin like a Tobi on sugar/crack.

"My dearest Pain-in-the-ass~ it would be my pleasure." I joked as Pein and Konan also made their way into the kitchen.

I quickly untied her as I scanned the little evil people group.

"Hey where'd leader of the group of mini ass-holes/ninjas go?" The other ninja's shrugged and some glared before looking round my living room.

Hidan's eyes were on my Cousin Becky's picture… she was wearing a bikini. Oh Hidan is soo getting a slap when I leave la-la land!

"Do you have to swear or insult someone in every sentence?" I laughed before walking into the kitchen to get our popcorn.

Luna followed with the Akatsuki members following her.

Kitchen.

"What is this funny looking food?" Itachi questioned as he poked my popcorn. I glared at him for poking the love-of-my-life.

"Itachi please stop poking Mr. Salty." Itachi gave me a 'What the hell is Mr. Salty?' look as he continued to glare at my popcorn.

"What's that un?" Deidara asked as he walked into my forever welcoming kitchen. (Note my sarcasm.)

"Sure~ bring the whole neighbourhood in here~!" (Again note my sarcasm) I face palmed as the rest of the Akatsuki joined our love-group.

"You got your wish Bitch." I glared as I looked at a random empty jar and smirked.

"Don't make me make you a swear jar." He gave me a look which almost said 'Do I look like a genus to you' and my answer to that is plainly that 'you're an idiot who doesn't know how to properly use hair-gel.' Luna noticed my look and laughed.

Something clicked in my head as I turned to Pein. "Oi leader of Idiot group number. 2." I'M the leader of idiot group number. 1 at school. Pein glared before turning from Mr. Salty to me.

"Why are you and your Akatsuki group in my wonderful house?" Hidan laughed.

"Wonderful? More like a shit-hole." I glared at him that could match an Uchiha glare.

"Swear jar! I mean it!" Kakuzu glared before I added. "Don't worry Kakuzu he is your partner. Your get your cut of 30%." He smirked under his mark before Pein coughed. Everyone and I mean even Hidan looked at him.

"An enemy of ours-" He must mean his enemy~ "-ambushed us and used a forbidden jutsu and sent us to a… or should I say this world." Luna and my eyes widened as all the Akatsuki members lowered their head's.

Getting ambushed… the Akatsuki getting ambushed… I'm laughing my head off in my head. That's something you don't hear every day.

I snickered lightly; Luna glared at me before turning to Pein.

"Don't you have anyway of getting back?" she questioned. Pein shook his head before turning to Itachi, who did the same.

I clapped my hands together; hoping to lighten the mood.

"Well~ since you're staying. Welcome to hotel le Carmen~ no idea what 'le' means but what the hey~" Luna giggled as the Akatsuki gave us 'Isn't there another option?' look. The Akatsuki looked at Pein.

"We wouldn't want to be a both-" I pinched his check before saying.

"You're the Akatsuki leader! Stop acting so damn formal!" He slapped my hand away before glaring at me. "Now get in the bloody box before I kick you all in it-!" I yelled before Luna tackled me to the floor yelling 'SHUT UP SHUT UP!' Pein glared at us both.

"Don't treat me like a child. If you do I'll skin you alive and use your skin as wallpaper." Luna released my mouth as I said.

"It wouldn't even cover my living room-!" I was then gagged with some random piece of fabric as Luna bowed a 'sorry Pein-sama' to Pein.

He nodded before signalling everyone to get in the box. I laughed under my gag. I WON THIS ONE!

Fin… for now.

Sorry if they were a little OOC I'm not soo good at Akatsuki member personalises. I'm good at Hidan since I almost swear in every sentence too!