A/N: So. I finally got an idea for a fan fiction, but I started working on the disclaimer before I started it...and I might've gotten a little carried away. I had an idea for the disclaimer, then couldn't really stop. It got a little long to be a disclaimer, so here it is! Oh, and I apologise for my terrible formatting. I couldn't think of a better way to write it. If you find any typos, let me know please!

I don't think I need a disclaimer for a disclaimer, but if you really need one...look down there.

" Kyou?"

Yawn "Yes, Edward?"

" What were you doing all night?"

"...Nothing, Edward dearest."

" Kyou?"

" Yes, Edward?"

"You know I can read minds, right?"

"...And?"

" Kyou, what have you been doing all night?"

" FINE! I'll ADMIT IT! I was reading Twilight Fan Fictions..." sob

" I thought so- STOP KISSING MY FEET! GET OFF THE FLOOR!"

" I'M SORRY EDWARD!"

grumble, grumble

" What'd you say?"

" You're forgiven..."

" YAY!" hugtackle, smooch

" GET OFF."

" NEVER! You're MINE!"

The door opens, and in come Stephanie Meyer and Bella.

" WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY CHARACTER?"

" EDWARD! How COULD YOU!"

" I OWN YOU TOO BELLA!

" NO YOU DON'T KYOU!"

" RAWR!"

-Insert chaos here-

" Now. Kyou. What did you say about my characters?"

Sob... " I said that you had full ownership, and I merely write my lame, pitiful fan fictions..."

" Thats right. And who do I have ownership of?"

" Edward and Bella."

" WHAT? YOU DON'T OWN US!"

" MS. MEYER, PLEASE, PUT THAT KATANA AWAY!"

-Insert chaos...and blood...here-

" Now, what did you learn today children?"

" Our great savior, Ms. Stephanie Meyer, owns everything in the Twilight series, and everyone in the books, including Edward Cullen and Bella Swan." sob

There we go! Well, about that idea I had. It was going to be if the Quileute group and the Cullens being interviewed, with the interviewer knowing what they were. Some very amusing stuff would happen...but I'll only write if I know people appreciate my sense of humor. And do you know how to express your appreciation? Review.

Extra A/N (added feb. 3): Okay, 80 hits, not bad...but 2 reviews. COME ON. I AM SO NOT ENCOURAGED TO TRY TO THINK OF AN IDEA OF HOW TO START THAT OTHER INTERVIEW THING (even though I've tried).

I NEED 10 REVIEWS, THEN I'LL WRITE.

:3