Disclaimer: Not mine... Hmm... I should ask Shikamaru about that later... Maybe he can change that. Hohoho!

Warning: Y.A.O.I! That explain everything.

Rating:T for now. Change anytime i want. HOHOHO!

A/N: Dedicated to my friend Clara Clover. Yea, i just love you that much.

I Forgave You, Sasuke Teme

Chapter Zero

"Guys, I think Sasuke is cheating on me"

Kiba, Lee and Chouji dropped their doughnuts. Sakura and Ino blinked at him. Shikamaru and Neji choked on their coffee.

"What the HELL! Naruto!" shouted Kiba, confused as hell. Chouji picked their doughnuts and put it on a plate along with another cakes.

"I'm not joking!" shouted Naruto. Sakura and Ino sighed, people are beginning to stares at them. Who wouldn't when you hear a loud voice in a small cafe at the corner of the street? And that voice also comes from the very back of the cafe.

"You—" Neji coughed, still choking on his coffee. "Do you have proof, Uzumaki?" he asked, eyes narrowed, a little pissed that he, the almighty Hyuuga Neji was choking coffee, in a public no less.

Naruto looked down, they all noticed he have been doing a lot lately, something an Uzumaki never do. "He comes home at four in the morning, smelled like rose or some girly parfume. He bought me lots, emphasized lot, of things. Ino told me, that's what happen when your partner it cheating on you…"

They all except Naruto and Ino glared at said girl. Ino smiled sheepishly at them, "H—hey, I wouldn't know he was talking about Sasuke-san"

Shikamaru sighed and returned to Naruto, "Is there anything else, proof that Uchiha is cheating on you?"

Naruto bits his lower lip, his eyes wet with unshed tears, "He canceled our date tonight, also last night date, and the day before, and someday before as well"

Kiba pulled Naruto into a hug, "Shhh, it's okay. Sasuke is a busy man, right? You said so yourself."

"But, that was months ago! He told me last month that Itachi's taking all the hard work, so he has some free times this month!"

"Well, how many time you and Sasuke have fun this month?" asked Sakura, taking a sip at her orange juice.

"…Once"

They all went silent for a moment.

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"LANGUAGE, KIBA! THERE'S KID AROUND!"

"OH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, INO! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW SERIOUS IS THIS? THAT UCHIHA FUCKING SASUKE , THAT PERVERT ONLY TOUCHED OUR NARUTO ONCE THIS MONTH!"

"I HEARD THAT TOO! I KNOW IT'S SERIOUS, BUT SERIOUSLY, KIBA! THERE'S KID AROUND!"

"I'm sorry for my friends behavior, Sir. I promise that won't happen again" said Shikamaru to the café manager, his hands pulling on Ino and Kiba's ear, yea, pulling them hard.

"I'm sorry" said Kiba and Ino together, bowing apologetically at the manager. After the manager left, Shikamaru, Ino and Kiba sat back at their seats.

"So, what now?" asked Sakura.

"Huh?" replied Naruto, blinking stupidly at her. Sakura feels her vein pulsing against her head.

"Sa-su-ke! What to do now?" Naruto blinked again and sighed sadly.

"I don't know, Sakura. It's all too much, I can't—"

"Oh, Naruto, don't give me that 'I can't believe it' speech. Sasuke is cheating on you. Isn't that what you said?"

"Yea, I did said that, Sakura, but—"

"We'll just have to look into it then, Naruto" she smirked evilly, after giving her a glance; Ino joined her 'I have evil plan' smirk.

"What's the plan, Shika, Neji?" asked Sakura. Kiba pushed a soda can in front of her face and she punched him. "Ouch, that's hurt, Sakura. Is it safe to talk about that in here? I mean, it's Sasuke's house. He could walked in anytime, guys"

Naruto, who just finished his shower, walked into the living room, plopping himself down the couch next to Kiba who sat next to Shikamaru who sat across Sakura, Ino, and Neji. Chouji was long lost in the kitchen and Lee, was sitting on the floor, cross legged.

"Sasuke's not coming home tonight. He just called" said Naruto, pouting and glaring at nothing in particular. Kiba pats him on the head.

"I have an idea" said Kiba. They all, except Chouji stares at him hard and accusingly. "Hey! Listen to me first!"

"Go on, dog breath" said Sakura.

"Bitch. Okay, so, Sasuke is a very possessive man—"

"Emphasized very" said Naruto, cutting him off.

"We all know that. So I suggest that we make him jealous. Very jealous"

Shikamaru pats Kiba on the head then turned back to the crowd. "What was that for, Shika?"

"For you being smart for once—"

"Aren't I always smart?"

"Shut up. That's a good plan, but need to be more perfected" said Ino.

"That's Shikamaru here's job" said Chouji, who suddenly was in the conversation, "By the way, Naruto, you fridge is empty?"

They all looked at Naruto who nodded and smiled a little, "Sasuke hasn't been coming home for dinner or stay for breakfast, so I thought I shouldn't bother with shopping"

They cursed the Uchiha in their minds and went back to focus on Naruto. "Shikamaru, what do you think?" asked Neji. Shikamaru hummed then he start explaining the plan.

On the other of the door, was standing Uchiha Sasuke the man of the house. He wanted to give Naruto a surprised today by getting off earlier. But what he got was a surprised for him. It seems like Naruto and his little gang is planning something against him. Well, he's an Uchiha. So he will be able to withstand anything the throw at him.

When he heard a ruckus from the other sides of the door, he decided he should go back to company. He did told Naruto he isn't coming home tonight. His plan to seduce his cute dobe can wait until next time.

Omake:

Naruto: "Shika, you sure that's gonna work?" (o.o)

Shikamaru: "Very. If it's not working, I have plan B" (-.-)

Kiba, Sakura, Ino: "Plan B?" (0.0)

Shikamaru: "Yes, plan B" (-.-)

Neji: "Please tell us, Nara" (-_-)

Shikamaru: "Push that button and ask them to deliver a very large piece of pizza before Chouji decides eat us" (-.-)

All: "Good plan." (u_u;)

Chouji: "Huh? Come on guys, I would never eat you. Yet" (o.o)

Kiba: "Shika, he said yet! YET!" (T-T)

Naruto: (._.)