-gulps and shudders- I actually don't support ZaDr. This was made because of a Truth or Dare game, but read on, horrible and sick little monkeys, as I know that this will get me more popularity.

Zim stood over the wreckage of his house, laughing manically at Dib, immobile on the floor. Though his house was in ruins, it was good to see he had victory.

"You have lost once again, smelly human worm-baby!" He shouted, full of himself.

Dib did not move. He didn't even look like he was human… more like a statue.

"You can get up now! I have a base to repair!" Zim was confused by Dib's immobility; by now he would have yelled something annoying and slash or probably corn-filled… with CORN-OLOGY.

He walked over the still body of the boy, and suddenly felt himself pulled down. His eyes opened wide with surprise and, as a consequence, his contacts fell out. Dib held him close, kissing him DISGUSTING HUMAN WORM! Zim wanted to shout out, but the raven-haired boy had a firm hold on him, and his mouth was occupied by that… human tongue!

Not to mention the human's mouth fluids burned.

Still trying to release himself and failing miserably, Dib had rolled on top of him and pinned him down. Never releasing the alien's mouth, Dib's hand began trailing down the green boy's shirt, eventually ripping it off and tossing it away, and leaned forward again, reaping Zim of the use of his mouth.

Zim bit Dib's tongue, and smacked Dib with his head. "GET OFF OF ZIM, HUMAN STINK!

Dib smiled giddily, then got up, pulling Zim with him. Dib giggled and awkwardly gave Zim a kiss on the cheek before running off to his house.

What… what on Irk was that about? Well, I can't complain; the Dib-stink didn't anger me as much as I thought… NO! I am IRKEN! Not HUMAN! If I ever DID decide to 'love' another, it would be an Irken female! NOT THE DIB-MONKEY! The alien mulled it over in his head, then finally concluded it felt this… 'love' for the Dib.

Later That Day

Dib ran downstairs, as his dad wasn't going to answer the door, and his sister sure as hell wouldn't. He opened the door slowly and cautiously, so as to make sure he didn't open a wide path for a robber or something like that. Opening the door quicker, he saw Zim.

"Oh, um… hi, Zim… uh… heh, this is really awk--" Zim pressed his lips against Dib's, just as Dib had done earlier. Zim willfully explored Dib's mouth with his thin tongue, somewhat enjoying how it burned. Dib's amber eyes widened in shock, but they slowly closed as he subjected his mouth to Zim's rule.

After what seemed eternity, Zim pulled away. "Don't mention it, worm-baby." He turned to leave.

"Zim?"

"Yes?"

"Can you… do you think we can, y'know, meet at the Krazy Taco tomorrow?"

Zim hmm-ed several times, like the time Tak broke in and he shouted about his robot bee.. "I suppose." He said slowly. "What time?"

"How about… right after school. Is that okay?"

"Yes. I shall see you… around, Dib."

"Cool! So, uh… bye."

"Dib?" Honey-colored eyes peeked behind lenses from the crack between the door and its frame.

"Yeah?"

"Speak of this to no one."

"Deal."

Okay, well, I hope you enjoyed that, you filthy humans. Yes, I know it was short, but I can't seem to make long oneshots. -shrugs- Sorry. Review it cheerfully with your GIR plushie right next to you, or some ZaDR video on YouTube, while I sit here, dying on the inside. Yes, Doctor Lovekill, that was me quoting you. Also, there was an inside joke somewhere at the beginning, which only a select few friends will understand, I just changed it a bit, so as to not scare anyone off. REVIEW IT! I KNOW THERE ARE ZADR FANATICS OUT THERE! Also, Doc, I know it wasn't as graphic as it was supposed to be, but I'm not going to go as far as… you know which story, so shoot me.

BYE!

Your Insane Author,

Grogie13