I've done this multiple times...
You know the drill

Not mine
not profiting from it
Not real
But Jesse is one HELL OF A TURN ON...

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Wilson was tired of House always ragging on him about him having an affair

He saw the door open

"James." Chase replied

"I'm going to tell him." Wilson replied

Chase pulled him inside then closed the door and spun around "Are you sure that's the best thing?"

"I'm fucking tired of him ragging on me about me having an affair."

"Because you are!" Chase replied "WITH ME! Since I was hired there!" he replied

"I know…he's the only one who's still riding me on this." Wilson replied

"Are you going to tell your wife?" Chase asked

Wilson nodded "Tonight."

"Will you need the Ice pack when you come over?" Chase asked

"No but House will…" Wilson replied as he smiled

The next day

Wilson's wife came into Greg's office as his team was there then Wilson walked in as he said

"House…you're right…I am having an affair…" Wilson replied as he walked around House's desk to him

"With who?" his wife and House asked

Wilson grabbed House by his shirt and pulled him up into a kiss that had him stunned and everyone else jaw dropped even his wife.

Stacy and Cuddy walked in to see it as their jaws dropped

"HOUSE!" Stacy and cuddy replied in shock when Wilson pulled back

"By the way…Cuddy…you need a new desk…House did me on your desk last night...ten minutes after you left for home."

Cuddy groaned long and loud

Chase was so trying not to laugh as he was in shock

Chase walked out babbling to cover it then when he was out of the hospital he bolted out for the field then when he was away he started to laugh long and hard as he fell down and was so enjoying how Wilson finally paid House back for riding him
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When Wilson's wife left Wilson waited then he said "That'll teacy you to ride me about me having an affair."

House sighed as he shook his head then Cuddy stormed in with Stacey ranting and raving

Then she turned to Wilson

"How long has the affair between you and House been going on?" She asked

"Oh…for the length of time we've been here." Wilson replied

Cuddy's head started to turn and stop slowly in a cycle while she was trying to talk making her head like a lawn sprinkler.

"And all in your office." Wilson replied as he walked out

Cuddy's scream could be heard on every floor of the hospital

Wilson smiled "Payback is a bitch." He replied as he walked to his volvo