this is just a stupid Lemony Drop oneshot i came up with when bored. it's supposed to suck. get over it bitch.
Nessie POV.
"Renessmee! I have something important to talk to you with" my Mom walked up the stairs quickly.
"yeah?" I said, thinking of the shit she has to say.
"I know you are 13, but, you need to know what and how sex is important" she said lightly.
"WHAT IS SEX?" I could hear a thump outside my door
"It's what Guys and Girls do when they like each other."
"so that's what this is for?" I said pointing to my vagina..
"yes…" she said slowly
"then boys have the same? Jake has a vagina? WHO HAS THE BABY?!?!?!" I said, JAKE HAD A VAGA!
"No no! Jake has a….thing…it's actually….quite.." she stopped herself, I heard laughing outside my door, and some sort of fluster.
I looked confused, being a mirror was right in front of me.
"it's called…..a….---" she was cut off "PENIS!!!!" Emmett boomed.
"a penis? PENIS? EWWWW" I said, but then I thought out loud "What does it look like?! Is it flat?"
"Noooo!!!! It's…. long and round… like a tube…"
"EWIE!!!!! Where does it go?" I thought
"In there…" she said pointing to my crotch.
"AUCH?"
She nodded.
"then, what does it feel like?"
"….nice…" she said, staring into space.
"Momma, did you ever fuck Jake?" I blurted.
"YES AND IT WAS SOOOO GOOD"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Jake busted through the door
"BELLA OUT. NESSIE, FUCK ME NOW."
And so we began to fuck until the cows came home.
hehehehehehehehehehe i'm so terrible.