Title: I Love You Toaster
Author: Yuki
Rating: G ('kid tested, mother approved' XD)
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Invader Zim, it's property of Nickelodeon er wutever... So don't sue me, I have no money ;_;.
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"Gir?" A certain green Irken called from his lab.
No answer.
"GIR! Where ~ARE~ youuu?!"
The sound of snoring came from the couch, where Gir was sleeping covered in spilt chocolate milk.
"Insolate fool..." Zim mumbled to himself. "GIR! Wake up!"
"Num num... chocoooooolate..." Gir muttered in his sleep and rolled over.
"GIR!!!" Zim hurled the nearest object, which was a toaster, at Gir's head.
"Huuuuuh?"
Gir sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"It's ABOUT time... I have been analyzing our security system and--Gir? Gir, are ~hearing~ you what I am SAYING?"
Gir stared at the toaster, a daze on his face and kawaii (A/N: 'kawaii' means cute in Japanese ^_^;) little hearts floating around his mechanical head.
"Soooooo pretttttie..." was all Gir said.
"Heh?"
Gir hugged the toaster.
"I love youuu Toaster, I love youuu!"
Zim confuzzled made a face.
"What is this...this 'love'?"
Gir began to roll around on the floor in circles with his toaster.
"GIR! Cease this foolishness! I ~DEMAND~ you get rid the toasting toast thingy at ONCE Gir!"
"But master, I looooove Toaster! I looove it so very much!!!" Gir's eyes welled up with tears.
"GIR! Do you ~dare~ disobey ME?!"
Gir burst out into tears and ran outside with the toaster wailing.
"Squiggly 'love'..."
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I hope ya liked it, it was was my first attempt at an Invader Zim fic, so please be kind ;_;. R/R please!
Author: Yuki
Rating: G ('kid tested, mother approved' XD)
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Invader Zim, it's property of Nickelodeon er wutever... So don't sue me, I have no money ;_;.
~*~*~*~
"Gir?" A certain green Irken called from his lab.
No answer.
"GIR! Where ~ARE~ youuu?!"
The sound of snoring came from the couch, where Gir was sleeping covered in spilt chocolate milk.
"Insolate fool..." Zim mumbled to himself. "GIR! Wake up!"
"Num num... chocoooooolate..." Gir muttered in his sleep and rolled over.
"GIR!!!" Zim hurled the nearest object, which was a toaster, at Gir's head.
"Huuuuuh?"
Gir sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"It's ABOUT time... I have been analyzing our security system and--Gir? Gir, are ~hearing~ you what I am SAYING?"
Gir stared at the toaster, a daze on his face and kawaii (A/N: 'kawaii' means cute in Japanese ^_^;) little hearts floating around his mechanical head.
"Soooooo pretttttie..." was all Gir said.
"Heh?"
Gir hugged the toaster.
"I love youuu Toaster, I love youuu!"
Zim confuzzled made a face.
"What is this...this 'love'?"
Gir began to roll around on the floor in circles with his toaster.
"GIR! Cease this foolishness! I ~DEMAND~ you get rid the toasting toast thingy at ONCE Gir!"
"But master, I looooove Toaster! I looove it so very much!!!" Gir's eyes welled up with tears.
"GIR! Do you ~dare~ disobey ME?!"
Gir burst out into tears and ran outside with the toaster wailing.
"Squiggly 'love'..."
~*~*~*~
I hope ya liked it, it was was my first attempt at an Invader Zim fic, so please be kind ;_;. R/R please!