Written on my iPod. Don't judge. haha I promise to finish my other stories at some point and to write PFiggs Got A Facebook at some point.
I don't own Glee. Love you all!
"Why don't you just sell yourself on eBay? You give it up to anyone anyway. Might as well earn some money." Kurt sneered.
"Why don't you just buy a bunch of cats and get ready for your life of loneliness? You're going to be a cat lady." Sebastian replied.
Kurt wrinkled his nose. "I'm not going to be a cat lady! I have one cat!"
Sebastian laughed. "You live alone in New York with a cat. You have no social life. Your auditions are failures, and no designer will even consider you as an intern. Face it, Kurt." Kurt looked up at Sebastian with tear-filled eyes.
"I don't wanna be a cat lady!" Kurt choked, upset with the idea of his future. He wiped at his eyes quickly, determined not to let Sebastian see his weakness. Kurt's eyes grew large and sad and so so blue as he looked up at the other man. "I'll see you around, Sebastian."
"Wait! I... Didn't mean it."
Kurt looked at him skeptically. "Oh really?" Sebastian nodded earnestly.
"Uh-huh."
"Then why do you look like a gassy infant?" Sebastian smirked.
"That was my body's natural reaction to your face."
"I hate you." Kurt snarled.
"Fun. I hate you, too." Sebastian smirked. "Wanna make out?"
"What took you so long?"