An: well saiyan b has decided to try her hand at a "normal" timeline get together, weather this is good or bad is entirely up to you. I'm trying not to make Yamcha a bastard in this, even though it's tempting (we all know he's really just a sweet guy whose afraid of girls or used to be) In any case this is definitely a BV (do I write anything else??) So please I hope you enjoy this and let me know by leaving me reviews, I wouldn't expect this to be updated terribly soon so don't beg me too, comments and suggestions might be better)

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The Bonds of Matrimony

By

Saiyan Butterfly

The day dawned bright and sunny on the Capsule Corporation compound. Its tranquil peace shattered only by a few chirping birds and the continuous hum of the gravity chamber. Bulma Briefs slowly rose from her bed, staring briefly at the empty space beside her. Empty. That was what she felt. "Yamcha…" she whispered. They had broken up yet again just a week ago when she had heard rumor that he had been cheating on her yet again. He had then of course got onto her about Vegeta's staying at Capsule Corps.  They had gotten into a battle of monumental proportions, which had ended with her kicking him out of her life yet again. It seemed their relationship always had been a rocky one. Especially since Vegeta had returned from space. To say that Yamcha was not at all happy about Vegeta staying at CC was the understatement of the century. He seemed to think that Vegeta had it in for her, or that he was stalking her. She had no idea where he got that idea. The only time anyone ever saw the man was when he came out of the gravity chamber to eat, shower, or sleep. Which was not to often, Vegeta often holed himself up in the gravity chamber for days at a time not even emerging to eat.

It was annoying to say the least that Yamcha thought that she might cheat on him and with Vegeta of all people! Though she had to admit Vegeta was rather striking, especially when he paraded around half naked in those spandex training shorts. Yummy.

 Bulma lost her train of thought for a moment in her reverie of Vegeta and his tight-ass shorts before continuing with her previous line of thought. Why Yamcha thought something was going on between her and the insufferable Saiyan Prince. The idea of her leaving him for Vegeta had probably never even entered his head until she had mentioned that dream. Of course she left out the majority of the occurrences in that particular dream. I mean who in their right mind would tell their boyfriend that they had a sex dream about another guy especially when that particular man had for all practical purposes killed him?

She thought Vegeta was hot, however she would never sink so low as to cheat on Yamcha. She just wished that Yamcha would finally take the dive and propose to her. After all they had been dating since they were teens. And now here she was, 29 years old and still no husband. That was really pitiful, she decided dejectedly.

Oh well, dwelling on such thoughts would certainly not help her situation. After all she had better things to do. Like getting dressed.

A few minutes later Bulma entered the kitchen dressed in a pair of l.e.i. shorts and a tank top that said Capsule Corp. across the chest. She plopped down at the table and glanced out the large kitchen window to see Yamcha outside training with Puar. Even though they were broken up at the moment, Yamcha was still sticking around to train. Perhaps he would come apologize later. She stood from the table to get herself a cup of coffee before setting back down to gaze out the window. Her eyes shifted to the gravity room, and she yawned. Damn this was dull. Everyone was out training for the androids and she was just stuck here doing nothing.

She smiled a little to herself and ran to her room. She came out dressed in a lavender bikini that left very little to the imagination. She made her way out to the pool, which was not too far away from where the boys were training, and plopped herself down in a lounge chair. "Hey Yamcha!" she called. "Why don't you take a break and come for a swim?" He stopped his midair kick and turned to her. His eyes widened at the sight of her and he almost felt like he had when they were young and he was still afraid of girls. "Sure babe!" he yelled almost shyly, running over to the pool and jumping in, effectively soaking Bulma. She growled and jumped into the large pool after him. It was not long before an all out water war ensued.

Vegeta spared a glance outside the small port widow of the gravity room and curled his lip up in disgust at the childish display. If that strange boy's dark premonition did come to pass that weakling would be the first to go. He smirked lightly to himself before turning his full attention to training.

Later that evening the two lovers were back together once again. They sat curled together on the couch and Yamcha smiled down at the top of Bulma's blue hair. "Bulma" he mumbled into her hair.

"Hmm", she murmured back softly.

"Let's get married."

She looked up at him in shock, "Wh…What did you say?

He stood up and then kneeled before her. He smiled up at her, "I guess I should do this right huh? Bulma Briefs," he said pulling out a ring, "Will you marry me?"

Her eyes widened in shock. He had finally done it, he had finally proposed to her. "Oh Yamcha, of course!" She held out her hand and he quickly slipped the ring on her finger. She smiled happily and the two leaned in close to share a kiss.

The slamming of a door startled the two lovers making out on the couch. Bulma peaked over the top of the couch to see Vegeta sending her a disgusted look before he turned and stormed up the stairs. What's his problem?" She mumbled, before lying back down on the couch with Yamcha.

"What was that all about he asked?"

"Oh I don't know, lets just sleep okay," she said tiredly. She laid her head on his chest and the two fell into a peaceful slumber.

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The next few weeks were very busy for Bulma. She had so much planning to do and her mother had been ecstatic when she had informed her of the news. She thought back to her mothers' reaction and rolled her eyes:

"Oh Bulma honey that's wonderful, but you know if I had it my way I'd marry that Vegeta! He's so sweet and handsome! Oh my what am I saying I'm a married woman!"

Her mother really was a ditz sometimes. If Bulma didn't know any better she'd think her mum was hinting at something. Bulma sighed and returned to flipping through the book of designer gowns. She couldn't wait for the wedding; it would be just like a fairy tale. She sighed happily, and the plus side was she could afford it too. She glanced up from her magazine to see two black orbs obscuring her view. "Ahhhh" she leapt about three feet off the couch before recognition hit her. "Damn it Vegeta don't you sneak up on me like that!"

The only reply she received was a slight smirk before his face was masked once again in anger.

She looked up at him curiously, "What? What do you want?"

"I do not understand you woman," he growled leaning in close to her, his breath sending chills down her back. He then backed away from her. "You are a foolish woman," he growled before turning and leaving the room.

She blinked after him, thoroughly bewildered by his actions. "What the hell?"

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Well minna what do you think; I'm really used to writing AU's so I'll do my best to keep them in true character ^_^;; so please everyone id really appreciate it if you would review it makes me wanna write if I feel my story is widely appreciated, and I'm always nervous when I post a new one ^_^;;;; so get out there and review or you know what will happen.

Baruh is seen standing behind saiyan b with a rather large mallet and a positively evil smirk on her face…