I was bored and wanted something to do... then.. this poped into my head hope you enjoy.

Itachi: Koi-himi does not own Naruto or me. sigh

Koi: Please Review and read the very end!

Itachi: It's important. yawn

"COOOOMMMEEEE ONNNNN SASSSUKKKKEEEEE!" screamed Kohona's number one knuckle-head, hyperactive, color-blind ninja. AKA: Naruto (or Naru-tard, but that is mean.)

"For the last time dobe. I'm not going to a karaoke bar with you, or any of the guys for that matter." Said Kohona's Ice-Queen. AKA: Sasuke.

"Come on Sasuke! Lighten up... Ino and her friends will be there. That mean's Sakura will be there…."

At that, Sasuke visibly tensed up. The only person who knew about his crush on Sakura was the dobe. How he found out? We will never know……. "Hn. fine." Sasuke… stated.?.

--((later that night))--

"A-and you know what?! I-I-I think Sakura has the hic finest hic boobs hic in all of hic hic Kohona." Said ((OMFG!)) Sasuke!

"OMG! Sasuke isn't gay! Let's drink!" Said Kiba.

"A toast for Sasuke's un-gayness!" Cheered Naruto.

"Hic Hey guys… Isn't that the girls hic there?..." said Shikamaru.

"LET"S GO SEE THE GIRLS OF YOUTH! YOSH!!" Said the… sober Lee?

"Hic Hey Sakura hic baby, wanna make-out?" Asked Sasuke to Ten-Ten.

"Err… Sasuke I'm over here…" Said the pink haired beauty.

Sasuke fell onto the table and looked at her. "Oh. hic. Wanna have sex here? Right now.??"

"Sasuke!? WTF?!" Screamed…. well everyone. Except Karin. She died. Cheers in the background

"Karin's finally DEAD!" Yelled Suigetsu. Then he started making out with a whore.

Soon Sasuke grabbed Sakura on her high thighs and ran to a back room doing who-knows-what to her. All they could hear was moaning, screaming, and bed's breaking and moving. Then everyone left. It was so late that the bar keeper went into the room Sasuke and Sakura were in (( that's were he sleeps)) and fainted at what he saw. Sakura on top of Sasuke riding him like a frog. ((There is a position called frog…))

END!!

Hey guy's it's koi again... wow... that was lame. Oh-well. I'm makeing another one-shot soon. BUT!! I need you to vote on what I need to do for the story. OPTIONS!!

1) Should it be... a) sasusaku b)sakuraItachi c)KarinSasuke((pick this and I will forever hate you...))

2)Where should it be? a) school b) regular ninja stuff. c) other. ((if other tell me.))

3) Anything else you want put it in the review.

IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME WHAT YOU WANT IN THE STORY I NEED A LOT OF REVIEWS!! LIKE... TWENTY OR SOMETHING!! REVIEW PLEASE!