M/N: tinyquill from Tumblr requested an "all caps" story. It didn't have to be logical so let's just throw logic out the window and grab the sticky coat of insanity.
"FROSTBITE, COME HERE RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR ANY FUTURE CHILDREN YOU PLAN ON HAVING VANISH, ALONG WITH YOUR DIGNITY!" Bunnymund shouted for all to hear.
"WHAT NOW? DO YOU WANT ME TO RUB YOUR BELLY?" Jack said sarcastically.
"NO YOU BUFOON, WHY ARE MAH EARS FROZEN TOGETHER?!"
"I DUNNO, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!"
"UMM, I DON'T KNOW... MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SPIRIT OF WINTER."
"WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?" North interrupted their quarrel.
"I REALLY DON'T KNOW... MY THROAT IS GETTING PRETTY SORE." Jack whined.
"SHUT UP" Bunnymund snapped at him.
"F*** YOU"
"DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME."
Jack proceeded to punch Bunnymund in the face
North, "..."
Jack prepared for a second round then Bunnymund said "IF YOU PUNCH ME AGAIN, I WILL B**CH SLAP YOU!"
"FINE! MAKE A SCENE WHY DON'TCHA?!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO BUNNYMUND, JACK? WHATEVER YOU DID, JUST APOLOGIZE. NOW."
"I'M SORRY..."
"WELL, S'ALL RIGHT MAT-"
"I GOT CAUGHT!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE-"
"SILENCE!" North boomed above their strangely shouting voices.
The silence lasted a few seconds before Jack threw in his last two cents, "I'M AN ANGEL, HONEST! THE HORNS ARE JUST THERE TO KEEP THE HALO STRAIGHT!"
"JAAACK!" both North and Bunnymund shouted at the same time. Jack just left, his trademark smirk in place.
Hope it satisfies, for now. You better be grateful 'cause I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I did this little quick ficklet just for you tinyquill. Bye, Tumblr and hel-lo Algebra, Social Studies and Earth Science homework!