Cast
Legolas (Orlando Bloom)-L
Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) - A
Will Smith- W
Paul Walker- P
Heath Ledger- H
Sean Patrick Thomas- SP
Matt Damon-M
Shakespeare- S
Lost Dove- LD
Psychic Dreamer- PD
Disclaimer:
None of these people belong to us, except for ourselves. We like to THINK that they belong to us, but they don't, and that's beside the point. This is a "movie" that contains all the hotties we could think of.
Note: Lost Dove thought up of most of them. Actually the only hottie Psychic Dreamer thought about was Legolas.
(Aragorn and Legolas gallop through the woods on horses, then stumble upon a group of hotties.)
A: Who are they all?
P: We are hotties.
W: We are hot.
L: Yes, but I am the more courageous one- these other people are just showing off their bodies and charm.
ALL: Hey!
(Hotties rise up against L)
SP: What do you mean? We are all deeply sensitive guys who support our girlfriends. Haven't you seen our movies?
P: Fast and the Furious?
M: Good Will Hunting?
W: Ali?
H: A Knight's Tale?
SP: Save the Last Dance?
L: Yes, but what did you guys do? Can you guys shoot an arrow like I can?
A: Why would they want to?
(Psychic Dreamer (PD) and Lost Dove (LD) appear. Yay!!!!)
LD: (Eyes wide) Wow, look at them all!
L: Wainwright should be here soon. Do not worry.
SP: Yeah…nothing will happen. I…ah…won't let it!
LD: (Gasps) That's so sweet! I'm so HAPPY!
(She gives SP a big, violent hug)
S: What is the plot of this thing anyways?
PD: Plot? What- oh yeah.
(huddle)
(PD emerges)
PD: (Clears throat) Wainwright is under attack by Sarumen, and Sauron, otherwise known as Christina Aguilera.
(all gasp)
LD: So what we all have to do is save them.
M: Nooooooo…I never would've guessed.
LD: (to PD) Is he mocking me?
PD: Looks like it.
LD: Hotties aren't supposed to do that!
PD: Are too! Remember when Legolas got insulted at the Council of Elrond? (Pouts)
LD: A hottie didn't do that!
PD: Oh…
Legolas (Orlando Bloom)-L
Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) - A
Will Smith- W
Paul Walker- P
Heath Ledger- H
Sean Patrick Thomas- SP
Matt Damon-M
Shakespeare- S
Lost Dove- LD
Psychic Dreamer- PD
Disclaimer:
None of these people belong to us, except for ourselves. We like to THINK that they belong to us, but they don't, and that's beside the point. This is a "movie" that contains all the hotties we could think of.
Note: Lost Dove thought up of most of them. Actually the only hottie Psychic Dreamer thought about was Legolas.
(Aragorn and Legolas gallop through the woods on horses, then stumble upon a group of hotties.)
A: Who are they all?
P: We are hotties.
W: We are hot.
L: Yes, but I am the more courageous one- these other people are just showing off their bodies and charm.
ALL: Hey!
(Hotties rise up against L)
SP: What do you mean? We are all deeply sensitive guys who support our girlfriends. Haven't you seen our movies?
P: Fast and the Furious?
M: Good Will Hunting?
W: Ali?
H: A Knight's Tale?
SP: Save the Last Dance?
L: Yes, but what did you guys do? Can you guys shoot an arrow like I can?
A: Why would they want to?
(Psychic Dreamer (PD) and Lost Dove (LD) appear. Yay!!!!)
LD: (Eyes wide) Wow, look at them all!
L: Wainwright should be here soon. Do not worry.
SP: Yeah…nothing will happen. I…ah…won't let it!
LD: (Gasps) That's so sweet! I'm so HAPPY!
(She gives SP a big, violent hug)
S: What is the plot of this thing anyways?
PD: Plot? What- oh yeah.
(huddle)
(PD emerges)
PD: (Clears throat) Wainwright is under attack by Sarumen, and Sauron, otherwise known as Christina Aguilera.
(all gasp)
LD: So what we all have to do is save them.
M: Nooooooo…I never would've guessed.
LD: (to PD) Is he mocking me?
PD: Looks like it.
LD: Hotties aren't supposed to do that!
PD: Are too! Remember when Legolas got insulted at the Council of Elrond? (Pouts)
LD: A hottie didn't do that!
PD: Oh…