"Duh-nuh, duh-nuh nuh nuh na! I am The Masked Avenger!" Bloo announced, striking a heroic pose.

"Who's underwear is that?" Mac asked, pointing to the pair of tighty-whities stretched over his imaginary friend's face.

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"Duh-nuh, duh-nuh nuh nuh na! I am The Caped Avenger!" Bloo announced, freshly de-masked and face scrubbed raw. "Fighting bad guys and stopping crime with a FWAA! HI-YAAA!"

"And I am," Mac paused at the top of the stairs for dramatic effect, "Mac Atta--AAAAHHH!"

Down at the bottom of the landing, both boys lay bruised and tangled up in Bloo's cape.

"Aww man, you ruined our entrance."

"Oh, I'M sorry for tripping over your stupid long cape. How RUDE of me to fall down the stairs!"

"Are those my Egyptian cotton bed sheets?!" an outraged Duchess demanded from above them.

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"Duh-nuh, duh-nuh nuh nuh na! I am The Incredible Bulk! With my super-awesome super strength, I pummel the bad guys, abolish crime, and save the day with a GRAWR! HI-YAAA!"

His proclamation was met with silence.

"…Mac! That's your cue!"

His sidekick came stumbling out, doubled over in laughter and wiping tears from his eyes. "Hahaha, I'm sorry but…The Incredible Bulk?! What kind of superhero name is THAT?"

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"Duh-nuh duh-nuh na yeah so I'm The Superhero Formerly Known As The Masked Avenger Because That Was A Cool Name To Begin With and I'm super awesome, fighting evil, hi-ya and so forth, kay go."

"And I am," Mac paused to make sure he wasn't about to trip over anything, "Mac Attack! With my super intelligence, I can outwit any evil-doer, outsmart the…uh, cleverest…um…Madam Foster, do you need something?"

"Ohoho!" she hooted, face only inches away from Mac's. "No no, don't pay any mind to me! I just can't help but watch your little game of make-believe." She took hold of a cheek and pinched hard. "You're just so cuuute!"

Bloo huffed an exasperated sigh. "Cut, cut! Do over!"

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"Duh-nuh duh-nuh nuh--!"

"Master Blooregard! Stop all that shouting!"

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Frankie tugged the vacuum into the TV room. "What are you guys doing here?" she asked the two boys slumped on the couch. "You should be out playing, not wasting away in front of the TV!"

"Eh," Bloo uttered as Mac flipped the channel to a superhero cartoon.