Unconventional Conventions
Summary: What happens when some of the greatest anime characters created come together to wreak havoc in each other's very own anime worlds just to party? It's called a convention; too bad one certain unconventional ninja is the cause of it all.
Disclaimer: If I owned any of these mangas and animes, do you think I would be writing my hopeful ideas on fanfiction?
Prologue: Stupid Idiot
"EH? Ero-sennin, stop peeking at those dumb ladies and keep teaching me!" The blonde used one of his usual complaints (that never worked)
"Huh? Yeah okay Naru-OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!" Jaraiya was no also gawking at the large breasted newcomer among the already indecent women.
Naruto sighed in resignation for he knew all too well that Jaraiya would never listen to him if there were even a picture of a pretty girl in sight. Stupid old man is only interested in boobs! I'll never get to learn how to enter dreams. All the young blonde could do was sit down and glare. I'm going to be having dreams soon if he doesn't start doing at least something else.
While the old man was a great teacher that knew all sorts of techniques, he was also a great pervert that liked to "collect information" for his…adult books. Naruto was always stuck with him, trying to train. Too bad Naruto was less interesting than those stupid, jiggly women…I hate ding this, but it's the only way…
"Transform! Ninja Centerfold!" Luckily I've been practicing this one just a little more just to perfect it.
There now stood instead of a short blonde boy, an average height blond girl with a not so average body. Naruto made his breasts BIGGER! That caught Jaraiya's attention all right. The young transsexual had to pull out a kunai to keep the old man from groping him!
"Okay Naruto! Time to teach you how to enter yours and other people's dreams! I hope you will enjoy this one as much as I have. Suddenly, a strange glazed over look came over Jaraiya's features as he began to drool and twitch in the oddest of ways.
"Stop daydreaming and just teach me how to do the thing so I can go away and practice without you!"
"Yeah, yeah. Okay here's what you do. Concentrate all your chakra not to your hands, but this time to your head. It is quite difficult, since this is the only technique in existence that centers in on the center of your head. This one's even harder than the Rasengan! Of course I am the only other ninja in the world to have mastered it! " Naruto was flicking a booger off his pinky as he responded.
"You of all people should know I can do the Resengan. I bet this can't be much harder than that." While saying all this, Naruto raised his hands into position to summon his chakra and began to concentrate.
There was some sound of wind whirling as Naruto summoned up the Kyubi's energy. He was surrounded by red swirls before he stopped. "Eh…so how do you do it again?" he asked sheepishly.
Sigh "Like this." Jaraiya and Naruto continued the afternoon with Naruto mimicking Jaraiya's every move until ho got the hand signs right. Too bad he actually still had to get the move to work. He'd have to practice more until he got it right…