A label and the high school foodchain we only things stopping me from finally falling in love. I mean just look at him, he's the classic Romeo, the dreamy captain of the team, all-around god. He only had one flaw, he's my best friend. Harry Potter with his perfect locks and mother's eyes could have any girl at this place. A willing participant is always there when he needed time off studying. I sound crazy but I stole his list, and I think he needs to cut back before Ginny's crush turns into an abortion. That can't happen, Ron would kill someone and I don't want to be in love with the prisoner. Yes, sadly I'm in love with the pig named Ronald Weasley, and he's blissfully unaware. He, the beautiful keeper, and I, the nerdy loser bookworm, could never be together for only a few reasons. One: He chose Lavender Brown (honestly her name sounds like the color of puke) Two: He is simply not interested. Three: He would never be with someone just so ordinary when he's so extraordinary. I wish he would just give up on the nut job and let me try to show him how perfect he is.