Stranger than Fiction

Prologue

So you think you know it all? What you read in fan fiction is nothing. Remember the saying fact is often stranger than fiction? Well, in the wonderful world of the WWE that is definitely true.

You'll have read the stories about the ring rats hopping from one bed to another and the people who happen across our stars in bars and have nights of no strings attached sex, maybe you even dreamt of being in their place. Well trust me, it could possibly be true, maybe an adaptation of a real life incident but that is only the tip of the iceberg. A Titanic sinking sized iceberg.

So how do I know all this? Let's see, my CV reads that I was hired by WWFE in late 1999 to be a superstar liaison officer, don't it sound grand? My job involves me making sure things are in place and that everyone backstage is happy. I've never been promoted in the 9 years I've been there, not because I'm bad at my job, rather I'm too good. It may sound egotistical but if anyone backstage wants anything I can usually acquire it, secretly. Not so easy, even when money is no object.

Why tell all now, you may think? I'm great at my job but why keep all the secrets forever? Besides, who'll believe just another piece of Internet trash?

Before I begin my twisted tale I must state the statutory disclaimer)). No I don't own anything related to WWE trademarks, they belong to all WWE stockholders and the McMahon family. I am using them without permission (after all who'd tell their boss they are writing something so salacious?). Whether you believe my narrative or not is up to you, it is after all a work of fiction based on on-screen personas (isn't it?). So legal obligation complete I'm now free of libel action and trademark infringement.

Where to begin? Name me a star and I'll have a story for you. So why don't we start with the basics…

Real disclaimer: I have never (and probably never will) worked for World Wresting Entertainment, this is all fiction and I have based all the stories contained in here on the personas that are conveyed across the screen weekly on Raw and Smackdown! I am not implying that anything contained in this piece of fiction is linked to reality. I hold all responsibility for the original characters; any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. I do not hold any rights to the WWE trademarks, any infringement is unintended and I do not wish to cause offence.

Marissa 2008