Cool, so this is just another oneshot I do every now and then, lol. This is meant purely for laughs and I hope you enjoy:) Thank you Angel for being my devoted and spectacular beta-reader, lol.
Insult to Injury
Adam Copeland sat on the couch in the locker room where they currently held a small get-together among friends. His closest friends, Jay, Jericho, Matt, Punk, Morrison, and some of the Divas, mainly Eve, Melina, and Nattie, were all sitting around the room laughing and chatting amongst themselves. Sighing, the blond Canadian look forlornly at his blank, pink cast. Apparently, while he was out for surgery, Jay told the doctor to make sure that he got a pink cast. Apparently, it's his favorite color.
Even though everyone knew his favorite color was honey-glazed golden-bronze, which is what he described his hair as and he found his hair to be his most appealing feature that you could see without taking any clothing off. Anyways, as he sat there, staring at his cast, he smiled. "Guys, wanna sign my cast? Just let me get a Sharpie…" As he shuffled through his bag, he drew out a black Sharpie and handed it to his friends, who had formed a very tight, and slowly getting to be uncomfortable huddle around him. "Back it up, people." As they backed up to a comfortable distance, Adam handed the first person in line the sharpie and let them have at it with his cast.
Twenty minutes later, everybody had signed it to their desire. As Adam read them over, he smiled.
Get well soon, we miss you, Addy followed by a heart and the respected Divas' names. They all had written something along that line.
Heal up fast, Copeland, cuz you're behind on ass-kicking. Morrison, definitely John. Adam felt confident and his smile grew as he continued to read the signings.
Punk had simply signed A face? Seriously? After over four years of being heel, you're suddenly a face?
Adam's smile almost faltered and he tried to keep some sort of positive attitude as his eyes flickered over Jericho's signing. How dare you leave me with Big Show, hypocrite. Love, Y2J.
He laughed at Jericho's, but his eyes turned to stone as he read Jay's. Everybody peeked around to see what Adam's best friend had wrote and one by one, they all burst out into laughter. Glaring at the other Canadian, Adam huffed and blew a strand of hair out of his face, clearly feigning anger at what Jay signed on his cast. Sighing, he read it over in his head again…
Way to stick the landing, Goldilocks. Way to stick it. A blind, one-legged giraffe could've landed better than you did. A little piece of advice, don't go into tightrope walking, you'll botch that too…
Love, Jay, Your kind, advising friend who'll always be there for you and won't laugh at you when you botch a landing:)
Talk about adding insult to injury…