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What you should know: This is a sequel of "The Time Loop Conspirators" I would recommend reading that story before this one. Also this story has several crossovers and touches ideas that might hurt some sensibilities.
Special Thanks: First and foremost to all the owners of these properties since they created them in the first place. Also want to thank to 'The Fanfiction Forum' and 'FanFiction(dot)net' where you can find most of these time loops stories. Special thanks to Innortal, Psykosama, blackkyuubi, Daneel Rush, Perfect Lionheart and several others writers and posters since all theirs stories helped in someway or other to this creation (you can find their works in the previously mentioned websites).
The Time Loop Support Group
First Meeting: The Introductions
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It was a quiet night in Konoha.
However in an unassuming house in the outskirts of the village, if somebody had enough training and good senses then that person could notice that it was protected with several sound and safe keeping security measures.
But there were so many of them and of different nature that it was hard to find one only person able to detect all of them or even less probably get near them without activating one.
Besides, several of those that could do it in the area were already inside said house anyway.
"Order please!" Said Uzumaki Naruto standing in a podium in front of a big group of familiar faces. How all of them fit in a place that from outside looked like just a simple one room house was just another proof of the abilities of those reunited. "The first meeting of our Time Loop Support Group is about to begin."
"As you all already know…" Continued the container of the nine tails. "Each one of us has been trapped in a time loop in our own worlds…" all of the present nodded. "Had their own universes been fused with others…" Several more nods from the attendance. "And had 'unusual'… situations happen to them…"
"You can say that again." Said with a grunt a famous gender changing pigtailed martial artist.
"I guess we all agree that by working together when we have the chance is the best way to survive this loops with our sanity intact."
"Seconded!" Said an eager third child that had the misfortune of living in a world confusing enough without loops to complicate matters even more.
"And also to find a way out of these loops." Continued the blond boy.
"I agree with whiskers here." Said a friendly neighborhood superhero suspended face down from a web string. "Not that you guys are not a great bunch but I kind of miss the old normal current of time running how is supposed to…"
"I support the line of thought of our spider enhanced friend here…" Said a young high school boy with a distinctive North High Uniform. "I already have enough problems with Haruhi as it is. If she finds out that we are fused with all of you in this loop the chances to leave this place are close to zero. Thank god that she has believed that ridiculous story that this is a dream and hopefully the SOS-Dan will keep her in a place far away from any signs of civilization. Hopefully when she gets bored enough we will be back to our own universe."
"Do not worry." Said confidently the most surprising ninja. "I am sure that with all of us together we will find a way out of these loops!"
"YES!" Said everybody present in chorus.
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That very same night in a house in the complete opposite side of the one were the Time Loop Support Group was reunited, in a house with even greater security measures than their own, an ever bigger meeting was taking place.
"Everybody could I have your attention please." Said Hyuuga Hinata to the ones present. "Our president, Suzumiya Haruhi is about to begin the session."
"Thank you Hinata-chan." Said the smiling reality altering girl to the young ninja. "And to all of you welcome to The Time Loop Conservation Club!"
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In the chambers of the God of Space and Time Kamina was observing the last FUBAR loop.
When the old Deus Ex Machina told Kamina that the loops would keep appearing he never thought that they would be so often!
While recently he, along with his assistant Tobi, had smashed the attempts of The Time Loops Conspirators to create more loops he noticed something interesting…
The Loops usually involved individuals of very specific universes, over and over again. While some others rarely saw a loop in their own.
Could there be a way to solve this situation? Could fusing those universes together reduce the amount of loops in the multiverse?
At least that was the opinion of Yoko… Well, one of the 10 Yokos that were currently residing with him in the chambers of the God of Space and Time. According to her if he could fuse those universes they would find a way to educate themselves in how to leave the loops!
So, following her advice, he took a few of those universes timelines, the ones that were recently trapped in a loop by themselves, and put them together and oversaw what came out of it.
Of course he did not forget to reward the Yokos for their help. He got something that all the Yokos (the 10 of them) had been pestering him around for a while.
"Kamina!"
And speaking of red haired buxom girls…
"Oh! Yoko! How is it going?"
"How is it going? HOW IS IT GOING?" Said an obviously angry Yoko. "How do you think is it going with… with HIM around?!"
"Tobi? But he had behaved properly lately. Did he do something wrong?"
"Not Tobi. I am talking about…"
"Ku, ku, ku! There you are master. And who is this individual you are talking about?" Said a booming voice behind Yoko.
The former under dweller turned around with fear written all over her face.
Behind her was standing a person that could only be described as a monster of a man… with a frilly white mask and a Maid uniform.
"So master has any complains about a nosy individual? Just let me know who it is to me, Kogarashi, The Maid Guy! And I will be taking him out with my own hands as part of my A Class service!"
BANG
"I am talking about YOU goddamn monster!" Said Yoko with a smoking gun in front of her and the bloody body of Kogarashi on the floor.
"Master is so violent! I almost died with that attack." Said Kogarashi who stood up with hardly a sign of his previous state on him. "And what's with that revealing clothing that you are wearing? Didn't we already discuss that that is not a proper way of dressing for a young woman? You really are a troublesome master. But don't worry I won't judge your exhibitionist fetishes master, but we still have work to do. Come with me! The other clumsy masters are waiting for us to start today's work."
And with that he grabbed the young woman from her scarf and began to drag her out of the room.
"Who are you to talk about the proper way of dressing according to your gender?" Said Yoko while trying in vain to set herself free from the big man's grip. "KAMINA! HELP ME!"
A calmed Kamina witnessed the whole exchange and said in response to the warrior woman cries of help…
"But you and the others said that you wanted a Maid…"
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To Be Continued...