This is my second story on . I hope you like it.
By the way: This might be alittle offensive to Americans and Chinese. But, what the Chinese people do are real.
(Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay are at a chinese city with Master Fung)
Master Fung: Xiaolin Apprentices, today, your exercise is to climb this skyscraper with no shen gong wu. Remeber to focus on climbing and not anything else. The one who wins is free from chores for one week.
Omi: Oh, this will be a piece of pie!
Raimundo: Cake and this is too easy!
Master: Ready and go!
Omi jumps up high and started doing his flips and kung fu. Kimiko and Raimundo was closely behind, Clay was the last.
Kimiko: Judolette flip, fire!
Kimiko's fire hits Raimundo and Raimundo falls but he managed to cling on. Clay had gotten ahead of him.
Kimiko: haha!
Raimundo: Argh! Typhoon boom, wind!
Raimundo's wind hits Kimiko and Kimiko falls and clings on also.
Omi has gotten way ahead of them, Clay is right behind Omi, Raimundo is way behind Clay and Kimiko is right behind Raimundo.
Clay: I can't let you win, Omi! Seismic kick, earth!
The whole building started collapsing and everyone in the building started screaming.
Some one came out of the building was started talking to Master Fung.
Person: Ah! Typhoon is never come to Beijing! How come strong wind? Also Fire and Earthquake.
Master Fung: I am sorry about the incident. But, no need to worry, young one. We will have shen gong wus to fix it.
Person: What, are you crazy ancient time person? What is shen gong wu!
Clay: Sorry, Pardner.
Person: What? Sorry does not do anything! And I am not your partner, American!
The person walked away angrily.
Dojo shakily walked to the Xiaolin Apprentices and Master Fung.
Dojo: I'm cold! Looks like another Sheng gong wu is going to reveal itself soon.
Omi: Let's go to the food street. I am getting most hungry.
They walked to the food street uneasily. They were uneasy because people were staring at them like they were weird.
Omi: Finally, food street!
They saw a place where they sold some kind of bug.
Kimiko: That's gross!
Raimundo: I'm thinking I'll go somewhere else.
Clay saw those hotdogs he used to eat back in Texas. Clay goes up to the stand.
Clay: Um, can I have one hotdog?
The Hotdog seller lady saw Clay, turned, and Started talking to the hotdog seller guy.
Lady Hotdog seller: Ohh! Good chance to do better bussiness. Fat American!(In Chinese)
Guy Hotdog Seller: Yes, a stupid American!
Lady Hotdog Seller: White Person, increase price!
OK, I have to pause the story here: This is what most other Chinese people think. Not what I think. Back to the Story.
Lady Hotdog seller: 5 yuan, 5 mao (Yuan= chinese dollar/Mao= Chinese dime/ American way to say what she said: 5 dollars and 50 cents).
There is a pricetag about a meter squared hanging there.
Clay: Yeah, but this huge pricetag thing hanging here says: one yuan
HD seller: Ah! You are smart American!
Clay: What's that, pardner?
HD seller: Nothing.
Clay: Umm, I don't think I'm hungry anymore. Bye.
Clay walks away from the stand. I wonder why those chinese people are treating us weird Clay thought.
Meanwhile, Raimundo was looking at a soccer game that Chinese people were playing on a field.
Raimundo: I never knew they played soccer in China.
As soon as Raimundo spoke English. A bunch of people around him started to whisper to each other.
Two chinese people started speaking to Raimundo:
Chinese Teenager Guy: Oh, soccer is our main sport!
Chinese Adult Guy: We all like soccer.
The adult's son, who seems to be a toddler, was staring and pointing at Raimundo.
Toddler: Wai-Guo-Ren!(Means: Foreign dude! In Chinese. In china, it's rude to point at Foreigners.)
Raimundo: What's he saying?
Chinese Adult: Nothing.
(Kimiko is walking down Er-Long-Zha road while Master Fung is sitting at a bench near the cross-road of Er-Long-Zha and Wan-Quan-He Meditating upside-down)
Kimiko: Master Fung, have you seen Dojo anywhere?
Master Fung: He will come to reveal the Shen gong wu when the time is right, Kimiko.
Kimiko: Alright.
Kimiko kept walking down the street and saw people who sold unsual stuff such as sugar cane juice.
Kimiko stopped at a stoplight and went to the other side of the street. There, she saw a bus stop, and a bunch of kids got out of it. They were on a field trip.
Kimiko: Excuse me, Kimiko walking through.
Chinese kid: Oh, sorry, I was- What, your name is Kimiko? Janpanese! Chinese people, attack!
The little chinese kids started attacking Kimiko.
Kimiko: Get away!
Kimiko stared pushing away the attacking "Chinese Army".
Kimiko: I'm sorry to do this but: Woozy Shooter!
The kids became all goofy and Kimiko walked past them.
Kimiko saw Raimundo and Clay and they are look uneasy.
Raimundo: I wonder why people are staring at us so much.
Clay: I don't know why the Hotdog lady thought I was stupid or something.
Kimiko: Yeah, you guys are okay. A hundred Chinese kids just attacked me.
Kimiko: I wonder how Omi is doing.
Two Chinese people walked to them, they were going somewhere else but Raimundo was in their way.
Chinese Man: Excuse me, little girl.
Raimundo: Girl?
Chinese Man's son teenager: You are a guy? You have long hair!
The teenager started laughing.
Raimundo: I don't have long hair ?
They already walked away.
Kimiko: Your hair's not that long.
Clay: Yeah but I reckon in China they cut their hair short.
Dojo, Omi, and Master Fung walked up to them.
Raimundo: Any new Shen Gong Wu revealed?
Dojo: No, I Have'nt sensed any yet.
Three Chinese kids came bicycling. When they saw the Xiaolins, they stopped and walked towards Omi.
Chinese kid 1: You know kung fu?
Omi: Of course.
Chinese kid 2: Wow!
Chinese kid 3: Can you show us?
Omi jumped up and flipped over in mid-air.
Omi: Tornado Strike, Water!
The water hit a bunch of trees and they uprooted.
Chinese kids all: cool!
Omi: Finally, someone who admires me. Raimundo, if you train hard under me, then maybe you will become more powerful and people will admire you too.
Raimundo: Of course! I would love to train under you!
Omi: Really? Yes! We will-
Kimiko: Sarcasm.
Omi: Oh.
The kids bicycled away and Dojo Started shaking.
Dojo: I'm sensing a new Shen Gong Wu!
Kimiko: What is it, Dojo?
Dojo pulls out the scroll explaining the Shen Gong Wu.
Dojo: The Soot shooter! It shoots Soot at people! My Element!
The screen where Omi goes "Water!" or Kimiko goes "Fire!"
in season 1 opened up and it showed Dojo and Dojo went "Soot!" and pathetic music played.
Raimundo: Seems very useless but there's nothing else, so.
Dojo: Alright, let's go to New York!
Please review. At least one review and I'll go on to the next chapter.