disclaimer:i own nadda nientay unfortunaly but for the sake of it i own the diary

any way's

dear inanimate piece of crap a.k.a diary

me:"HI MY NAMES DANIELLE"

diary:"..."

me:"cool OMG its footymew101 a.k.a melany a.ka melon head a.k.a mel"

mel:"Danielle kish is a fictional charecter and your never be with him"

me:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BIATCH"

mel:sweatdrops"you watch to much south park"

diary:".."

me:humming whilst grinning pshycoticaly

mel:"OMG ITS ZARDON KISH AND THAT LITTLE DWEEB WHO PUDDINGS ALWAYS

FLIRTING WITH"

me:"KISH glompsI MISSED YOU"

kish:"hi redxraven i missed you to also ichigo/zoe's a hore" (A/n yes he said it i loves him)

me:"and masaya's GAY"

kish:"how d'you work that one out!"

me:"one he tried to make out with himself in the manga

two there's three of him

three have you seen the way he look at himself in the mirror!!"

kish:"i loves you"

me:"i loves you more but i'm not into mushy stuff OH LOOK MEL'S FLIRTING WITH

ZARDON"

kish:sweatdrops"she's asking him if he wants a cupcake"

me:"keep watching and you'll see what i mean"

mel passes cupcake to zardon while smiling suggestivly of course zardon being as dense as he

is hardly notices melany sighes

me:"did you see that that son of a bitch just totally upset her im gonna

fuckin kill him HEAR THAT YOU SHIT FACE"

kish:"calm down he's just a little dense"

me:"no really."

kish:"i loves you when your angry."makes puppy eyes

me:"awwwwwwwwww who can resist that face...oh wait i know me!"

mel:"OMG REALLY THANKS ZARDON"

kish:"it appears that zardon has offered to take her out."

zardon and mel leave

me:"so what'cha wanna do?"

diary:".."

me:"you sir are a genius"

kish:"what did it say"

me:"that we should end this chapter and go out somewhere."

kish:"well i've had these linkin park concert tickets for a while"

me:"these are back stage passes FUCKING HELL THESE ARE BACK STAGE

PASSES"

kish:"yea cool"

me:"wanna go"

kish:"why not??"

me:"i loves you so much take me kish take me to the stadium."

leaves for linkin park concert

diary:".."