It was bright sunday morning in Delaware. The children were out playing and the sun was shinning bright. It was one year ago today captain ginyu got his body back. The rest of the ginyu force was unfortunately dead and so was lord frieza. This made ginyu lonely and decided he was gonna have greasy,sweaty, and tingly buttsex with a little boy to soothe his broken heart.
Ginyu poked around town for boy that meet his requirements. He wanted a young boy, one whose eyes were pure and hasn't scene the corruptions of Earth. Ginyu was in luck when he found Tommy. Tommy was about 7 or 6 he had blond hair and blue eyes, gentle lips, and that type of tongue all friezes minions go crazy for.
Ginyu approached him and asked if he like grease and tears. Tommy looked puzzled and asked what he meant. Ginyu explained how he wanted to have greasy anal sex with him. Tommy ran away crying and screaming. "Shut up Tommy you are gonna make a scene" Ginyu screamed. Ginyu caught him promptly and brought him back to his house.
At casa de Ginyu Tommy's close were removed. Ginyu then remembered he had a squid fetish. While Tommy cried Ginyu put a live squid on him. Ginyu then put Tommy on the love machine 9000:ass mutilater with lights and the works.
Ginyu then had a field day with Tommy. When it as done Tommy began laughing. A surprised Ginyu asked whats funny. Tommy replied I am Uncle Phil. Ginyu looked next to him to see that Tommy was Uncle Phil. GInyu was not upset.
10 years later
Ginyu you may now kiss the uncle. Ginyu then kissed Uncle Phil which begun there married life.
THE END?