Kikkie: Summary! Naruto is a woman named Naruko, she left the village in search for answer of her orgins and also she hated the village and wished for it to burn. Now she has returned thanks to the help of Sasuke.

Sasuke is Hokage, which everyone seems to love and enjoy.

Sakura is Sasuke right hand woman.

And basically this story is both for laughs and drama's on the lifes I have just created for these characters. Enjoy!

"YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL THEN SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE!"

The blonde woman screamed on the top of her lungs as she points her red claw-shaped fingernail at the raven-haired male sitting across from her. Her bright blue eyes turned deep blood red, staring straight at her target with a bloodlust aura surrounding her body. Behind her were worried faces holding on to their swords, throwing stars and whatever weapons they had on hand. Preparing for an attack at any moment from the psychopath that was currently in front of their Hokage.

"What language…Naruko." The man with the raven-haired chuckled. His large hat covered his eyes, but his smirk can be seen as clear as day. Paper's in his hand, the young man doesn't pay much attention to the short blonde woman in front of him.

"How dare you name my fucking Apartment a hazard! I live there you pretentious prick!" Naruko practically screamed at that man.

"I have no idea what you are talking about." The Hokage responded in a calm manner. Placing the paper in his hand on the table. He then picks up a pen and begins to write on the paper, not caring much for the sociopath that was preparing to kill him.

"Don't lie to me Sasuke!" Naruko growled. "I saw that fucking sign! You ordered the demolition of my fucking apartment!"

"Oh, yea…" Sasuke chuckled before his smile disappeared into a normal frown. "Your apartment was deemed a hazard by the council. So everyone was given a three week period to back their stuff and move out."

Why wasn't I informed of this…" Naruko asked her left eye twitches with every word that escapes her lips.

"Oh…cause you're the hazard," Sasuke responded. The next second, a large flash blinded everyone in the building, heck the flash was so bright it made the village look like night for a few minutes. When the flash was gone, a HUGE hole was seen in the Leaf Village HQ. And that Giant hole was where the Hokage's office use to be.

The Hokage, currently wrestling on the ground, with his best friend/ rival/ possible crush. We are not 100 percent sure, but what we are sure of, Naruko was about to kill Sasuke. How do we know, she just summoned Kurama tail to attack Sasuke. Each orange tale rushing towards Sasuke in a high thrust, cutting his arm in the process.

The raven head growls a bit before dodging the attacks in haste, avoid each strike she threw at him. Eventually, he kept dodging at high speed that you wouldn't be able to tell where his body was, let alone where Naruko would attack next.

A sadistic smile growing on his face, he jumps above one tail attack, the rushes towards Naruko in a flash. Before the blonde knew it, his hat brushes against her nose. A swift flash of white blinded her from his hand that grabs her by the neck and pushes her down to the ground. Cracks forms below her body as the impact of Sasuke attack hits her hard.

So hard that she coughs up blood in the process as her veins twitch in pain. The red-orange aura that surrounded her slowly fades away as her Jitsu concentrate on healing her body than attack the male hovering over her. Her blue orbs stared straight into his Heterochromia eyes. Left the Mangekyō Sharingan, the Right Rinnegan. A strange combination, but also his most prized possession.

The mere sight of her laying on the ground with her eyes widen and blood falling from the corner of her mouth makes Sasuke smile ear to ear.

"Aww, done already-NGH!" The raven chocked. Like Naruko, blood begins to seep from the corner of his mouth, before becoming a violent rage cough that stained Naruko face. One of Naruko's tails was able to sneak behind him and stab him in the back, lightly piercing a lung in the process.

"Yea…I am done." Naruko chuckled before closing her eyes. Laying back on the concrete/dirt like ground, a light snore could be heard escaping Naruko's lips. Sasuke couldn't help but chuckle at her, to fall asleep after a battle was just like her.

"Cutie pie," Sasuke whispered before falling on top of her. Coughing blood one last time, he closes his eyes and seeps into the dark bliss that was a comfort.

(Seven hours later)

"NARUKO! YOU STUPID BITCH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!"

A loud whiny voice blasted into the ear of the short blonde woman. Causing her to moan in pain as she cringes and holds her fox pillow close to her chest. By her feet was three large garbage bags filled with a variety of things. Mostly clothes and weapons…

The bags were brought by Sakura for she was the one who cleaned out Naruko's Apartment before it was closed down. A nice thing Sakura did, a waste Naruko didn't see it earlier. Maybe seeing that some of her stuff survive the closing would have made her less angry to attack Sasuke.

"He started it by kicking me out of my apartment Sakura," Naruko growled as she points to the raven-haired male who was currently looking over through his paperwork. After going through CPR, electroshock to the heart and brain, and some healing herbs, the two finally woke up from their miner injures (let's be honest, they been through worse). Now, the two were in the destroyed office of the Hokage that was being worked on by workers. Sasuke was sitting at his desk, proceeding with paperwork, while Naruko relaxed on the client couch in the office.

"So that gives you the right to try and kill him?" Sakura asked.

"Yes," Naruko responded with a dead-pan voice. "Whatever, I will live in Jiraiya house till he gets back."

"Where's Jiraiya?" Sasuke asked, not even bothering to look up from his papers.

"A 100 miles away cock deep in Tsunade," Naruko tells her friends, making both of them look at her with a confused expression.

"What? You all know their dating. They left yesterday for their nine-month anniversary." Naruko said.

"Where did they go?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know, something about hot springs and thongs," Naruko said. "Also, the pervy sage said something about finishing his next book with a bang. My guess is that he is going to screw grannie hard then right it. Which would then proceed to him either losing his balls or his dignity…my money is on his dignity."

"Your mean." Sasuke said, making Naruko shrug.

"Aren't we all," Naruko says. "Besides, me describing their behaviors is nothing than that time we say Kakashi and Iruka getting it on in the forest."

Naruko says, a second later the room is filled with gags and unsettling moans of disgust. The mere thought of seeing their teachers getting it on made all three of the former student want to puke.

"We never speak of that moment…" Sakura muttered before looking over to Sasuke. Her cheeks slowly turn red at the sight of the tired male.

"So, Sasuke!" She said, gaining her old friend attention. "Would you like to go out to dinner with me? I have a coupon for this restaurant that has an amazing basil soup!"

"Sure, Naruko you busy?" Sasuke asked the blonde in the corner. Naruko looks over to Sakura, seeing her green orbs concentrate on Sasuke was terrifying! And at the same time, it made Naruko want to puke.

"After all these years, she still a lovesick puppy…" Naruko thought before responding:

"No, I will eat whatever is in Jiraya's house," Naruko responded before standing up. Giving Sakura a quick glance, she gathers her things before walking over to the edge of the giant hole she and Sasuke had made. With a skip, she jumps out of the building, falling towards the ground with ease. She lands inches away from the entrance of the building, startling a few people when her feet touched the ground. Once down, she fixes skirt and pulls it down a bit before walking away from the building.

As she walks down the street, whispers from the shadows around her begin to fill her ear.

"I can't believe they let her back in!"

"I know, they should have just let her die."

"Why hasn't the Hokage killed her? We already know she's a traitor."

"The Hokage was a fool to allow her back in!"

"I don't care if she helped beat that monster madara Uchiha! She's doesn't belong here!"

The voice…there was all around her. It was a nuisance in her life, something that she could never ignore! She could save this village from the hand of Satan himself, and people would look at her as if she was a monster. A monster that will always be hated for the sin she never committed. She hated it, it was the very reason she left the village, to begin with. She hated all the villagers, wished nothing more but pain and suffering for them.

So then, why is she here?

No one knows. Some say she returned because she lost a fight to the Hokage. Other's say she returned because she had no other place to go. Rumors…just rumors, because no one knows the truth really. Expect for Naruko, Sasuke, Sakura, and a few others, and that truth will never escape their lips…especially Sakura's.

Once in front of her Sensei's house, Naruko wasted no time pulling out her keys. As the metal jingles against one another, the blonde woman yawns. Using all of her chakra on Sasuke warned her body out more than she had thought. By the time she had found Jiraya spare key he had given to her, her eyelids became heavy. Quickly, she unlocks the door and enters into her godfather's house. Ignoring all the inapriote pictures of naked women, Naruko throws her trash bag of clothes to the ground before heading to the kitchen.

Once in the area, she opens the fridge to see a bottle of ketchup and a half-filled bottle of saki. Letting out a weak sigh, she closes the fridge before walking back into the living room if the house. Slowly, she begins to strip off her clothes. Leaving on only her black fishnet undershirt, dark red bra, and black panties. A fitting wear to sleep in when in the house of a pervert. Without a second thought, she throws her body onto the couch and sighs gently. Relaxing as she slowly closes her eyes and allows herself to relax.

*KNOCK KNOCK*

So much for relaxing…

Naruko's eyes popped wide open at the sound of a heavy knock. She quickly lifts her body upwards, her eyes scanning the door.

"Who?" Naruko asked herself.

*KNOCK!*

Another knock was heard, making her yawn in annoyance. Standing up from her conferable position on the couch, she stands up and quickly walks towards the door. Not missing a step, she unlocks the door and opens it to see an unlikely figure standing in front of her.

"Sasuke?" Naruko asked. Without hesitation, the raven-haired male walks straight into her godfather's home. Not even waiting for her to allow him in, let alone even ask for permission. Walking towards the kitchen, Naruko couldn't help but notice the large plastic bag filled with white boxes.

Closing the door and locking it, Naruko turns her attention to Sasuke. who at the moment was invading Jiraya's kitchen cabinets for plats. After a few looks, he found what he was looking for and grabbed two plates.

"Why are you here?" Naruko asked her friend.

"I knew you were hungry and I knew you didn't have any food. Call it my Hokage's interwishion." Sasuke chuckled.

"More like Hokage's invasion…" Naruko muttered at the sight of Sasuke making her a plate of food. "What happened to your date with Sakura?"

"The second I realized it was a date I left. She needs to figure it out that I don't want t date her." Sasuke growled as he places food onto the plates. "I will never date someone like her."

"Awww, not into your fan girl club anymore." Naruko purred as she walks over to the kitchen counter. "Scared of committed? Or maybe you don't have the balls to handle a girlfriend?"

"I have more shit on my plate than you do in your eyes." Sasuke chuckled as he passes her the plate of food. He then hands over a plastic fork and knife for Naruko to use.

"Bullshit! You just don't want a girlfriend." Naruko chuckles before digging into her food. "It's a shame, I bet you Sakura would kill to have this moment right now with you. How sad your such a prick to her."

"I am not a prick, I just needed to be here to feed you," Sasuke tells her with a smirk on his face. Naruko was going to retort with a sly comment but decided it is best to eat her food.

Kikkie: Thank you for reading, please review and tell me if I should continue or not. Thank you!