Author Notes: The Crazy Cullens return in another attempt at being humorous! After my exhausting time working on Growing Pains I decided I need a bit of humor… and so here you go.
Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, I wouldn't be here would I? No I didn't think so… Twilight characters respectfully belong to the lady that created them…
The Crazy Cullens
Part 2
Prologue
"Why do we have to have a sequel? Wasn't one Crazy Cullen fanfic enough?" Edward asked, frowning. "I mean, how much more trouble can we get into?"
"Of course we do, Ced…er…Eddy!" Emmett said cheerfully. Edward growled and Emmett laughed louder, "I'm sorry, it slipped!"
"You're right it slipped." Edward said, "or Carlisle will be helping your head reattach itself after I shove it up your ass" Jasper entered the room and calmed everyone down.
"Alright, alright, lets all behave like good little vampires." He said.
"Lets just get this stupid idea started." Rosalie said, looking at herself in the mirror, fluffing up her hair.
"I foresee many trials and tribulations ahead…and many, many headaches for Carlisle and Esme." Alice said in her mysterious voice.
The Cullen kids went back home, satisfied that they ate enough to last a week and Emmett was already getting his first idea…
…To Be Continued…
Notes: You know what to do next...