Lincoln was out at the park and for some reason he thought climbing a tree would make him look heroic. He needed an excuse to leave anyway that garlic bread he had shoved up his ass was starting to stink...
He jumped in the tree and accidentally slipped causing him to get could by his underwear. They ripped and his testicle shot out and ronnie caught it in her mouth. Lincoln howled in pain.
But then Donald Trump jumped out of the tree naked! His small 2 inch penis erect! He stuck his nose in Lincoln's ass and took a big whiff!!!! He smiled and ate the garlic bread out! Lincoln died because the presidents gingivitis smelled so damn bad.
The world mourned the death of...
THE LAST PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD ON EARTH.
This began world war 3 Leni was raped and all the world leaders choked on shit and died.
The end.