AN: So I saw this prompt on Tumblr. It was basically where when Danny grows up, he writes a memoir about his life as a halfa. He calls it 100 Things To Do After You Die and is filled with a bunch of short stories that are both hilarious and heartbreaking. I thought the idea was cool so I decided to turn the prompt idea into a fanfic. So I hope you guys enjoy my take on 100 things Danny Phantom recommends to do after you die!
Introduction
For those of you who don't know me, I'm dead. Or at least half dead. I'm a special case. Regardless, I'm more dead than you are so it's a moot point. And before you go 'Whoa, Danny, that's so cool! I wish I was half dead!', let me tell that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've seen and done some crazy stuff over the past few years. So don't go jumping off any rooftops, running onto the interstate, or setting yourself on fire. That's not how I died and if you try it, you'll end up fully dead, not half dead with cool ghost powers. Besides, even if you could become a halfa, you wouldn't want to deal with my situation. Unless you've got some crazy desire to see ghostly warriors attempt to take over the world for the Ghost King, your genetically modified clone cousin dissolve into ectoplasmic goo in front of you or have your parents constantly trying to dismember you, you definitely do not want to end up like me. But since I'm already a halfa and there's nothing I can do to change that, I thought I would share my adventures with the rest of you. Whether you believe anything I say or not, that's up to you, just know that all of the following events are true. Ghost's honor.