We find the idiots of this story sitting in a classroom. 'Twas a sixth grade classroom for everyone was twelve. Or eleven, or in one person's case seven.
"Hello everyone~ So what do you think of the classroom?" the cheery teacher Mrs. Stacy asked.
"It's not evil enough," Xemnas said with a squeaky voice fit for a chipmunk.
"It's a sixth grade classroom, um... Zem..nas? It's not supposed to be evil."
Axel raised his hand. "It's not on fire! I like fire! Got it memorized?"
"Um... wow, you are a creative group."
"Isn't my hair so fabulous?" Marluxia asked Larxene. Mrs. Stacy couldn't tell if he was a boy or a girl at this point.
"Shut up about your hair or I'll electrocute you."
"Well... Um, why don't we do a little activity to introduce you to each other?"
And so the teacher handed out a worksheet that asked:
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite place?
What is your favorite animal?
What skill do you have that you are proud of?
What do you like doing?
Who is your best friend?
Zexion (whom twas the seven year old) used his mind to make the pencil write for him. In about ten minutes the rest of the Organization finished writing.
"Now that everyone's finished, why don't you read your papers to each other? Xemnas, you read yours first."
"My favorite color is white, my favorite place is Castle Oblivion, my favorite animal is a cockroach, I'm proud of my superiority over the Organization, I like giving the Organization orders, and my best friend is Saix~" he said in his chipmunk voice.
"Castle Oblivion? Is that some kind of theme park?" the teacher asked. "And what's the Organization?"
"No. It's a place. And the Organization is our special group of Nobodies."
Zexion read his next:
"I like the color blueish-silver, I like the library at Castle Oblivion, I like falcons, I'm proud of my magic abilities, my best friend is the lexicon, and I like reading, mainly the lexicon."
It wasn't hard for Mrs. Stacy to tell that she had one odd class here.
AN. This is old… very old XD Anyway, the teachers in this are based off of my old ones