The Holiday Song
a parody by Scarlet Chickens

Freyr hung his head, sadly walking back towards his and Heimdall's house. "I can't believe that there's no such thing as Santa Clause! I mean, who else could put all those presents under the Christmas trees?" He kept walking and crashed into Kaito.
"Bob!" he complained in his strange British accent. "Watch where you're going, you idiot!"
"I'm sorry, Kaito..."
"What's your problem? It's Christmas Eve! You should be happy!"
"That's the problem... Someone just told me Santa Clause doesn't exist!"
Kaito started laughing. "No one as old as you that's in their right mind would believe in Santa Clause! I mean, flying reindeer?"
"I have a flying pig!"
They were interrupted by Mayura.
"My Classic Japanese Beauty!" Freyr shouted, forgetting how upset he was five milliseconds ago.
"Mr. Thief! You're going to be visited by three spirits!"
"What?"
"You're going to be visited by three ghosts! Isn't that mysterious?"
"But doesn't that happen to people WITHOUT Christmas spirit?" Kaito asked.
"Yeah, I think."
"Then why are they visiting me?" Freyr asked.
Mayura shrugged. Suddenly Freya walked up.
"Freyr, I am the ghost of Christmas past!"
"Yeah, can you go haunt someone else? Someone more... Scrooge-ish?"
"Okay. I guess..." she said.
Suddenly Odin appeared. He was a giant floating red eye.
"Hi eyeball! You will be haunted by three spirits!" Mayura said excitedly.
"Odin! I am the ghost of Christmas past!" Freya announced. "I will show you the Christmases of your past, I guess." Suddenly they were back when Loki was banished. "Banishing Loki wasn't in the Christmas spirit, blah blah and all that." Then they were five minutes previous to the present. Odin blinked. "I know you didn't do anything right then! Don't blink at me like that!"
Suddenly Heimdall walked up. "I am the ghost of Christmas present. I think I show you what you did to ruin the Christmas spirit today." Helen (Loki's daughter's name in our Loki dub) pushed him out of the way.
"Shut up, Heimdall. You're terrible at this. I am the new ghost of Christmas present. I will show you the terrible things that you've caused this Christmas." They were suddenly in the house of Loki.
"What are we doing here?" Heimdall asked.
Loki looked alarmed. "What ARE you doing here?"
"You can't see us!" Helen and Heimdall both screamed.
"I'm a ghost too."
"Oh."
"And I'm-" Mayura fell unconscious.
Odin blinked evilly.
"Odin! She's trying to help you learn the Christmas spirit so you don't die a lonely, rich man!"
Odin blinked again. "Don't use such bad language!" He blinked confusedly. "I don't care!"
Helen shook her head. "You know what? You guys are all useless. Odin, you've done something to hurt Loki today, I guess."
Yamino looked confused. "Why are Odin, Helen, and Heimdall here?"
"How can HE see us?"
Loki shrugged. "Because we're just a parody of a story."
"Oh."
He then turned to Odin. "Odin, I'm the ghost of Christmas future." He summoned a demonic looking grim reaper. "You're going to die a lonely, rich man with no family, and unless you change, Tiny Tim here's going to starve to death," he said, pointing at Thor, who'd appeared.
"What?"
"Just play along."
"Fine, but Four-Eyes better make me dinner if I do."
Yamino looked a bit scared. "O-of course!"
"Oh my, I'm starving to death. Please Odin, help," Thor said without any expression at all.
Odin blinked. "You know what? Whatever! Die alone! You're too stupid to get the point in all this, unlike Scrooge.
Freyr walked over to them. "Guys? This doesn't help at all."
Everyone shrugged.

AN. Old Christmas parody thing. Please review~

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