THE BANANA CODE
WARNING: This story is so random, your head may suddenly implode. Extreme caution is advised.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the Invader Zim characters, if they show up. Irkens belong to Jhonen Vasquez.
ZiE plopped out of the ceiling onto the floor.
"JIX! GET YO IRKEN BEHIND IN THIS ROOM!"
Jix walked through the door casually, as if the basket of mangoes* she was carrying was normal. She then proceeded to throw one at ZiE, hitting her in the eye.
"MaaaaaAAAANGOES?" ZiE yelled, peeling the fruit off her eye. "HOW DARE YOU?"
At that moment, the floor started rumbling. ZiE and Jix looked down only to see what looked like a beanstalk sprouting from the floor. There were things growing from it, and by the time it broke the ceiling, ZiE had already plucked one.
She sniffed it. "Hm...smells like dirt." She continued studying the potato.
Wait...crap...I told you what it was. Nice going, ZiE-chan...
ANYWAY,
"It's...a POTATO!" ZiE screamed, delight filling her face as she prepared to nom the large potato. Right as her teeth scratched the surface...
Another Irken fell on top if her.
"Ouch! Hey, how did I get here?" The Irken climbed off ZiE and gazed at the ceiling. She then turned around. "ZiE, did I just fall from the sky like a raindrop?"
"No," ZiE muttered while standing up, "You fell from the sky like a BAWSS."
Tang beamed. "Weeehoooo!"
Gosh dangit! ZiE-chan, y u keep giving things away?
"TANNNGGG!" Jix slammed into Tang in a mid-air tackle. "You're here!" She then proceeded to drop to her knees, clutching her leg.
ZiE sprung up. "JIXXIPOO! WHAT'S WRONG?" She pushed Tang aside and sat by Jix. Tang got off the floor. "Uh, HEYY! I'm part of the club too!"
Jix moaned. "!" Tang hugged Jix, and ZiE ran over to her research device (computer). She went to Googel and searched "leg hurty really badly." The first result was...
CHARLIE HORSE.
A WTF** look ran across ZiE's face. "Charlie horse? What is this monstrosity?" She clicked the link Googel provided for her, and read the symptoms.
Leg hurty, sudden pain, etc.
ZiE gasped. "JIX! You got a CHARLIE HORSE!"
Jix gave ZiE a WTF face. "What on Irk is a charlie horse?" "A Charlie horse is when you lack...potatoium? Uh...po...tass...ee...um? Potassium? Isn't that radioactive?" Jix sighed with relief. "Oh, okay. I thought you were trying to sell me an Earth animal. I was thinkin', Maaaan, I dun got no horse-beast named Charlie! But I get it now."
An awkward silence filled the room.
"I like potatoes," Tang said, in an effort to break the silence."
ZiE ignored her. "So this radioactivity...it's found in...bananas! You need to eat a BANANA!" Jix looked at her. "But I dun wanna s'plode," she said, her lower lip protruding into a pout.
"TO THE STORE OF CEILINGMART!"
-End of chapter 1-
Lol, so random. :3 I usually only write my Fanfics late at night, so please excuse any poor grammar and utter weirdness.
Jix belongs to InvaderJix on Flipnote Hatena, and Tang belongs to TangiRose on Flipnote Hatena. I believe she also has a DA...
Anyway, I'm trying to see if any of my other Hatena friends want to be in this story, so if you want to be in it, just leave a brief description of your character in the review section. :3
*I even Googled this. The plural of mango can be BOTH mangos AND mangoes. I like mangoes better, so I'm keeping it. Deal with it. B)
**when I say WTF, I do NOT mean "What the f***". I mean "What the FAIL." Just letting you know. I not really bad word gurl.
BANANAAAAAAAS~
-ZiE-chan