(A/N: This is a sequel to Don't Tell Seto. Hope you enjoy ^_^)
Summary: Yugi has been put on punishment and Mokuba has been on lockdown since Kaiba found out they were dating. Yugi is moping around his grandpa's shop until he suddenly realizes who the little "spy" was who ratted them out…
Yugi pouted. This blows, he thought, arms crossed and sitting on the edge of his checkered sheet bed. Why the hell was it such a big deal? Mokuba and he were only a few years apart. They were old enough to date. Maybe it was because Kaiba still viewed him as an enemy? Whatever the reason, the tri-color haired teen was pissed off. Who had tipped him off, anyway? As he thought about that, his alter ego/yami appeared in front of him. He had his usual self-satisfied smirk and arms crossed. "How are you, Yugi?"
Yugi shrugged. "You already know. Pissed off that Kaiba took me away from Moku-chan."
Yami sniggered. Moku-chan? Oh, God, you had it bad, Yugi. Good thing I ended it. The younger boy's eyes widened. "It was you! You were Kaiba's spy?"
Yami sweatdropped. Yugi gave him a deadpan stare. "Hello, just because we're in separate bodies now doesn't mean I can't still hear your thoughts."
Then his eyes welled up with tears (this is where it gets strange) and he threw his plushie at the older man's head. "This is SO not super-special awesome!" He sobbed as he ran out of the room and the card shop. He ran into Mokuba at the park. He glomped the younger teen, sobbing, "My Yami is a traitor!"
Mokuba got an evil look. "That bitch sold us out. Don't worry, we'll get him back."
"How?"
"Oh…you'll see."
The next day…
Yami smiled at Yugi. He was so proud of his little hikari. Instead of bearing a grudge, he'd prepared a nice little surprise for him, to show him gratitude for all the super special awesome things he'd done for him. He sat on the bed and folded his hands. "Are you ready for your surprise?"
He nodded. Yugi giggled then he sensed that the teen exited the room, but someone else entered. When he heard two evil laughs, he realized two someone's had entered the room.
"Hello, Yami," Yami Marik and Yami Bakura greeted him. He shivered in fear.
"Wh-whatever you guys are gonna do to me, just get it over with. Gang rape, torture, whatever it is, just do it and leave me be."
Bakura raised his eyebrows, a horrified expression on his face. Marik locked the door then stood next to the appalled white haired thief king. He chuckled. "My dear Pharaoh, we would do no such thing. We have something quite special in store for you."
Suddenly, the room went dark, and he was confused about what was going on before spotlights shone on the two platinum haired men. They were wearing sparkly top hats, holding canes, and somehow had microphones. Paris Hilton's Song "Stars Are Blind" was playing loudly, and he realized he was tied up and mouth bound with duct tape…so no one would hear him scream. As Bakura and Marik performed the world's worst rendition of America's most airheaded heiress' song, Yami's ears literally started to bleed. He understood only now that he should have heeded Yugi's warning 'what Seto doesn't know won't hurt him…but it will hurt you…'
(A/N: Well, I tried my best. Hope you liked this random sequel ^^)