[Hello, all. Welcome to my little bit of imagination. Granted, this is not my first story, just my first story in a long time since the others were taken down. Don't be afraid to leave reviews, and hit me up if you require beta-reading assistance. Without further interruption, let us begin.]
Not So Long Ago… (Short Prologue)
"So... we try again."
Those words finally began one of the greatest love stories in all of Toronto, Canada, the love of Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. They lived in Ramona's house for a while, and Scott was more than happy to finally not be homeless again. It was a bumpy road of beginnings, to be sure. Scott was so immature and simple minded that Ramona almost wanted to killed him in his sleep a couple of times. Thinking better of it, she took up yoga to relieve that built up stress. She liked it for how much better she felt when she did it, and Scott loved it because Ramona's ass was getting more beautiful each time she wore her tight black yoga pants. When the yoga didn't work, she tried herbal teas. When that didn't work, she tried to meditate. When even that didn't work, she tried to smoke a little bit of marijuana to ease her nerves, but that got her an earful from Scott about the dangers of smoking.
"It's not a ciggerate, Scott..." she said each and every time.
But Ramona knew that she loved her boyfriend. As stupid as he could be, he genuinely cared about Ramona. He usually always put her first, doing things for her and getting her sweet presents as much as his income could afford. He even talked about marrying her and having a child and starting a family. The woman cried with pure joy for two whole hours. She realized that Scott was finally growing up, ready to face the challenges of a real life and a real future.
When the couple saved up enough money, they moved out of Ramona's old house and drifted off to a cozy little two story house just inside Toronto city limits. It was a lovely creamy brown color on the outside, with shiny new windows and crimson red doors on the front and back porch. The roof had expensive looking black shingles upon the top, and it even had a small garage on the side. The kitchen was wide but easy to navigate, the living room was spacious enough for two, and there were two very nice bathrooms inside. It took a lot of getting used to, but the couple eventually fell in love with the house. Stills, Kim, Scott, Knives and Young Neil agreed to help the two move, though the argument that Neil and Stills had about the older man's boyfriend Joseph caused Neil to have a bloody nose and Stills to fracture his tailbone haulted the moving process for a day or two. When the group finally started to move in again, the couple was overjoyed at how amazing their new house and their new lives would be. It would be only a few more days and the final preparations for the move would be done.
Little did they know that fate had other plans for the two heroes...