Disclaimer: I don't own HP or Dudley Dursley! This is a diamante poem, so enjoy my sixty-second writer's block on line 2, 3 and 4!



Harry Potter Dudley Dursley

By HPDigiPokefan



Harry Potter

Wizard skinny

Flying casting uh…dating?

Hogwarts orphan Smeltings not-an-orphan

Eating whining eating

Muggle fat

Dudley Dursley



This is the last time I do a fan poem!