Naruto Online Chat #2
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Summary: We're going to see what happens when Naruto characters log online and start chatting with each other. Episode 2 - How To Drive Tsunade Insane
Last time, Itachi scared everyone off their computer and inflicted serious pain on Sakura. Also, Temari had a slight temper-tantrum and nearly destroyed her computer with her fan, while Sasuke was being emo as usual.
Now back to the chatroom.
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KyuubiKid has signed in
EmoUchiha has signed in
UselessGirl has signed in
KyuubiKid: YAY everyone's back on, WAZZUP!?
UselessGirl: I smell bacon OMG the bacon! I'll be back!
UselessGirl has signed out
KyuubiKid: Um, OK, what was that about?
EmoUchiha: Someone like you wouldn't understand the sorrow of others.
KyuubiKid: WTF Sasuke, I'm not as stupid as you think!
EmoUchiha: OK, fine, you see the bacon symbolizes the grief of all those with pink hair...
KyuubiKid: Um, sure... You're kinda stupid yourself, I mean, its just bacon...
EmoUchiha: Fine, we'll ask Sakura when she gets back then, I'll be right.
UselessGirl has signed in
KyuubiKid: Sakura, what happened with the bacon?
UselessGirl: Well, it smelt good but I forgot where my mouth was and so I rubbed it on my face. And soon, black lines appeared on my face. So I put the bacon down but...
DogBoy123 has signed in
UselessGirl: ...but it was so tempting, so I reached out to grab it...
DogBoy123: OH GOD, I joined the convo at the wrong time!
DogBoy123 has signed out
KyuubiKid: Great Sakura, now look what you did...
UselessGirl: I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY! As I was saying, I reached for the bacon, but then I forgot how to stand and I fell over and broke my tailbone.
EmoUchiha: I feel your pain.
KyuubiKid: Why are you two so stupid??
ByakuganMaster has signed in
KyuubiKid: OH NEJI! Thank God you signed in, Sasuke is driving me insane!
ByakuganMaster: Hmmmm, let me see... Byakugan! OMG, I see what you mean! I'll go beat him up for you.
ByakuganMaster has signed out
SmartBlonde317 has signed in
KingOfInsects has signed in
I'mHungry777 has signed in
KyuubiKid: YAY cool ppl are signing in!!
SmartBlonde317: Yep, my computer finally works again, all I had to do was kick it a couple times!
KingOfInsects: So, what's happening?
KyuubiKid: Well, Neji is going to go beat up Sasuke for us!
SmartBlonde317: Hmmm, that sounds like an A-rank mission...
EmoUchiha: But I'm not that dangerous...
SmartBlonde317: I never said you were, it's just that you're so annnoying that you must die.
KingOfInsects: That's very true...
EmoUchiha: OMG IT'S NEJ... O:UDWB(&TSGFVKID
EmoUchiha has been disconnected
SmartBlonde317: I'll have to reward Neji later for that.
I'mHungry777: Definitely, that was awesome!
UselessGirl: Omg, I just baked some cheesecake in my dishwasher! It's yummy! Here, I'll send it to all of you!
KingOfInsects: How are you going to do that?
UselessGirl: Easy, I'll just shove it in my CD-rom drive and e-mail it to y'all!
SmartBlonde317: ... Why do I have so many idiots in my village? --'
KyuubiKid: Sakura-chan, I don't think that's a good idea!
UselessGirl: SHUT UP!! OK, here I go! :)
UselessGirl has been disconnected
I'mHungry777: Hey I wanted some of the cheesecake, I'm going to Sakura's house.
I'mHungry777 has signed out
KingOfInsects: OK... now what?
EmoUchiha has signed in
EmoUchiha: to himself MWAHAHA! I hacked into my foolish little brother'saccount, and now I shall wreak havoc in the chatroom!
KyuubiKid: Hey, I thought Neji beat the sh out of you Sasuke! And why did you change your display picture?
EmoUchiha: Shut up, how am I supposed to concentrate on modelling for bra calenders when you're yelling at me? The photographer wants to take some pictures, I'm leaving. to himself there, that should mess around with thier heads for awhile and cause Sasuke endless amounts of ridicule.
EmoUchiha has signed out
KyuubiKid: What...
SmartBlonde317: The...
KingOfInsects: F?
SmartBlonde317: Sasuke wears bras?
KyuubiKid: AHHHHHH! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!! I need to get the hell outta here!
KyuubiKid has signed out
KingOfInsects: This is too weird for me too shudder
KingOfInsects has signed out
SmartBlonde317: I guess I'm the only one strong enoughto stay logged in...
FanOfDoom666 has signed in
SmartBlonde317: Uhhh, hello?
FanOfDoom666: WHERE'S NARUTO, THAT BRAT MADE ME ANGRY BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO TAKE MY MENOPAUSE PILLS!
SmartBlonde317: Uh... I didn't need to know that!
FanOfDoom666: YES YOU DID!!
SmartBlonde317: Ok, clam down now, did you take your pills today?
FanOfDoom666: RAWR! YOU MADE A SPELLING MISTAKE, YOU SAID "CLAM" INSTEAD OF "CALM"! I HATE CLAMS!
SmartBlonde317: OK, I'm sorry...
FanOfDoom666: NO YOU'RE NOT! RAAAAAAAAAGH!! GI-NORMOUS OVERSIZED FAN JUTSU!!
FanOfDoom666 has been disconnected
SmartBlonde317: Wow, I'm going to need serious therapy by the time this convo is over...
UselessGirl has signed in
SmartBlonde317: Uh, how did you get your computer to work Sakura?
UselessGirl: I did what you did, and violently kicked it for half an hour!
SmartBlonde317: That's it, I'm getting out of here.
SmartBlonde317 has signed out
UselessGirl: Hello?
UselessGirl: Anyone here?
UselessGirl: OMG! MY TEXT IS ECHOING BECAUSE I'M ALL ALONE!
UselessGirl: This is fun!
UselessGirl: Dishwasher...
UselessGirl: Dishwasher...
UselessGirl: Dishwasher...
UselessGirl: YAY
And so, Sakura was amused with the virus in her computer for hours on end.
THE END
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Appearing in order:
KyuubiKid - Naruto
EmoUchiha - Sasuke
UselessGirl - Sakura
DogBoy123 - Kiba
ByakuganMaster - Neji
SmartBlonde317 - Tsunade
KingOfInsects - Shino
I'mHungry777 - Choji
FanOfDoom666 - Temari